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Song Parodies -> "Three Young Wizards (Legend of Harry Potter)"

Original Song Title:

"One Tin Soldier (Legend of Billy Jack)"

Original Performer:

Coven

Parody Song Title:

"Three Young Wizards (Legend of Harry Potter)"

Parody Written by:

John Newmark

The Lyrics

Only three verses to the song, so it only covers the first three novels. Those who haven't read the books/seen the movies and plan to, should be aware there are plot spoilers.
Listen, children, to a story that was written short ago,
'Bout a wizard who was evil and three children were his foe.
At ol' Hogwarts was a treasure which was called the Sorc'ror's stone,
And Lord Voldemort he swore he'd have it for his very own.

Go ahead and read the novel, go borrow it from a friend.
It's only part one of seven; good is victorious in the end.
You won't be disappointed when you reach the final page
On the sleepy morning after...three young wizards save the day.

Then the students at ol' Hogwarts started turning into stone.
When the secrets of a chamber were released a ghost did moan.
Little Ginny of the Weasleys withheld info she should share
And if it weren't for her brother, and friends she'd be buried there.

Go ahead and read the novel, go borrow it from a friend
It's only part two of seven; good is victorious in the end.
You won't be disappointed when you reach the final page
On the sleepy morning after...three young wizards save the day.

Now young Harry was quite frightened when he thought he saw a Grim
And Hermione was given a device that turned back time
Soon they found out that their teacher was a werewolf, but he knew
Harry's parents, James and Lilly, and a rat named Pettigrew.

Go ahead and read the novel, go borrow it from a friend
It's only part three of seven; good is victorious in the end.
You won't be disappointed when you reach the final page
On the sleepy morning after...three young wizards save the day.

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Agrimorfee - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha, well done. Why not make sequel for 4-6 (and 7 , whenever that comes out)?
Karane - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good

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