-> "One Fem Soldier"
Original Song Title:
"One Tin Soldier"
Parody Song Title:
"One Fem Soldier"
The Lyrics
Listen, sweeties, to a story
That was written moments ago,
'Bout a kingdom in some danger
And a real unhappy prince.
The kingdom was out of treasure
Really deep colossal debt.
See the king took all the treasure.
And he made a really stupid bet.
Go ahead and place your bets king,
Go ahead and cheat your land.
Do it for the sake of gambling,
Someday you may get a winning hand.
Tried to betrove your son in barter
Forced the wedding day,
Now your son is your new daughter
One fem soldier sashays away.
Come the day of the wedding
And still no sign of the groom.
The king has lost more than treasure,
And now his land faces certain doom.
So the prince has made his escape,
Drank a magic potion down.
Soon became a fetching maiden.
Spell complete she left her crown.
Go ahead and place your bets king,
Go ahead and cheat your land.
Do it for the sake of gambling,
Someday you may get a winning hand.
Tried to betrove your son in barter
Forced the wedding day,
Now your son is your new daughter
One fem soldier sashays away.
Our heroin saw her people in danger,
"Mount your horses! Draw your sword!"
She fought side by side with her people,
So she won her just reward.
Met a man during the battle,
Met the foe thrust and parried.
The tide had turned and they had won.
Soon man and woman married.
Go ahead and place your bets king,
Go ahead and cheat your land.
Do it for the sake of gambling,
Someday you may get a winning hand.
Tried to betrove your son in barter
Forced the wedding day,
Now your son is your new daughter
One fem soldier sashays away.
Go ahead and place your bets king,
Go ahead and cheat your land.
Do it for the sake of gambling,
Someday you may get a winning hand.
Tried to betrove your son in barter
Forced the wedding day,
Now your son is your new daughter
One fem soldier sashays away.
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How Funny: | 3.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 3.6 | |
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Total Votes: | 10 |
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