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Song Parodies -> "Headache My @$$"

Original Song Title:

"Earache My Eye"

Original Performer:

Cheech & Chong

Parody Song Title:

"Headache My @$$"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My mama's talkin' to me
She tells me how I am,
But I Can listen to her
'Cause my head is smarter than Carter*.

My daddy he left me
'Cause I wear my brother's clothes,
He caught me in the bathroom
With a Metallica T-SHIRT***.

The baseball coach
Done kicked me off the team
For wearing High heels,
And acting like a Maniac**

My Sister, she talks too much
And I don't even care,
As long as I can have my Audio Tapes
And my blonde, spiky hair.

And it don't bother me
If people think I'm funny,
'Cause I'm a big rock star
And I make a lot of money!

I'm so fast right now,
I own my own place,
Recording studios which I can take some pictures of ladies
And I know alot of those guitar chords!
You fools - watch me now. AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAA!

*Record Needle Scratch
Scourge (Son): HEY! What're ya tryin' to do?! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it not too long ago!
Sonic: I don't care what you just bought! You get your fanny-perpendicular and get ready for bed!
Scourge: I'm not going to bed, just yet!
Sonic: What do you mean you're not going to bed?!?!
Scourge: Just what I said, I'm not going to bed!
Sonic: And why not?!
Scoruge: Because I'm hurt, that's why not!
Sonic:'re hurt alright, what's wrong with you now, John Lennon?
Scoruge: I got an headache.
Cheech: He-Headache my ass! How'd you like a buttache?! Now get your little fanny into your pjs and clean up this room, it looks like a pigsty. You hear me?!
(Scoruge makes chicken noises)
Sonic: Alright, that's enough! That's enough! You've pushed me too far, young man, you're getting punished! Now stand up!
Scoruge: No!
Sonic: I said STAND UP!
(Pulls Scourge's hair and Scourge screams)
Scoruge: Hey, let go of my hair, man!
Sonic: Now, young man, I have talked to you, and talked to you, and talked to you until I'm blue in the face, and I'm done talking to you!
Scoruge: Good, does that mean you're done cursing me, too?!
Sonic: Shut up, I'm not done talking to you! Now turn around and bend over!
Scoruge: Well, what're ya gonna do ya pervert?
Sonic: Pervert...why you little...
(Sonic chases Scoruge and Scoruge whimpers)
Sonic: Oh, shut up, I haven't even touched you yet! Now I want you to know that this is going to hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me!
(Sonic spanks Scoruge weakly)
Scoruge: Oh, wow, that didn't even hurt.
Sonic: Oh yeah!?
(Sonic spanks Scoruge weakly again)
Scoruge: Oh, wow, what're you trying to do, tickle me?
Sonic: Tickle you, I'll Give you something to tickle about!
(Sonic spanks Scoruge hard, hurting him)
Sonic: Does that tickle, huh? How about another tickle? Come on, laugh it up, you clown!
(Sonic finishes spanking Scourge)
Scoruge: No more, no more, no more!
Sonic: Alright, are you going to do what I say to you?
Scoruge: Yeah, yeah! (Whimpering)
Sonic: Are you going to talk back to me?
Scoruge: Yeah, yeah! (Going along with the lecture, doesn't realize what he said)
Sonic: WHAT?!
Scoruge: I mean, no, no, no...
Sonic: Good. Now you get your pajamas on and get your little butt ready for bed. Right now, do you understand?
Scoruge: (Faking a whimper) Yeah...
Sonic: Alright.
(Sonic leaves the room and closes the door, Scoruge breathes a sigh of relief and turns on the music again, Plays the air guitar to it, fade out)
* Jimmy Carter (President of the USA) ** "Acting Like a Maniac" from the song "Whiplash" *** Metallica band reference

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Cheech Marin - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh, Man! A Third one, man?

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