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Song Parodies -> "Your Changing D N A"

Original Song Title:

"Your Moving Out Today"

Original Performer:

Carole Bayer Sager

Parody Song Title:

"Your Changing D N A"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

this about blades twin who's metamorphosis didn't go according to plan
i made out one night, and it proved dim,
i didn't mind cos at the time it was sin !
hey i remind you that i've been all queer since then !

somehow the bad lady, she's changing me, (what, did she pray?)
some narly fiends just stand and laugh at me (vanish without trace)
prehaps you should tell me bout the changes that you see !.

some of your toes are grey,
the backstreet boys are gay,
your desperate wives cliche,
you cross your eyes that way,
the battle cry you say,
your improvised toupee,
it all implies i say,
your changing d n a !

(i should worry, i should worry !)

your nasty morphin's filling me with dred,
it makes me wonder when you will be-head,
why don't you break off that strange bony growth in front of me, cool !

snack on another smuck!
i couldn't give a f*ck,
the local majorettes,
your giving me tourettes,
make all their bones puree,
your nose in dis-array,
your old skin blows away,
your changing d n a !

(daffy duck type chase sound effects)

hack on those dirty chucks,
your hands are now just hooks,
your chest is turning green,
your heart rates off the screen !

your throat it growls away,
and scares the triple k,
they filled their pants today,
your changing d n a !

your scales will start to prune,
if you don't see the moon,
you better get some sleep,
we'll do the same next week !

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Agrimorfee - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
OK well! I can see from the video you provided that Carole Bayer Sager had no way to compete against Carole King in the 70s female-singer-songwriter field...what a totally goofball tune! As to your parody, what a great random-style parody...but I don't understand how this relates to "Blade's twin" (which I guess I am clueless about), or even the Ages event category. You missed some opportunities with that rap in the middle, and the vocal fadeout, but I * love* it otherwise. Thanks for the tune, T.
Matthias - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
That's a fun little ditty about a Superhero Girl right there. I loved it! One of my favorites by you.
Wolverine - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Like Agri, I don't know who "Blade's twin" is and how it relates to Superheroes or cartoons. But it's still a great parody of someone's metamorphosis into...a lizard/reptile? (I'm guessing due to the scales line)
Michael McVey - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Can't be Blade on X-Men because he's a guy. But you really shouldn't give the feminists any ideas. If they could turn straight women (what few there are left) into gays, believe me, they WOULD.
Jack Wilson - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome, 5s
bobpiecheese - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Like the rest of you, I had NO idea what was going on here. Paced well though.
Cat - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Well, now I know to stay AWAY from that green bubbling liquid! Warped and wacky.
Below Average Dave - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) VERY creative, Very creative, I always hate being late on voting because I can only give you one read. . .I didn't get lost though as it looked a couple others did. . .

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