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Song Parodies -> "Dental Whitening"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Bus Stop

Parody Song Title:

"Dental Whitening"

Parody Written by:

Jim Cook

The Lyrics

I work at a dental insurance company and we sang this at a company meeting.

Everybody wants dental whitening
the enamel was bright as lightning
in fact it was a little bit frightning
it took 20 minutes timing

There were funky dental kits
sold all over town
they were buying them up
they were stripping teeth down
it's a new dental art
and your money will depart
for my friend, no reimbursement
yes, we'll reject your claim slip

What's up with all this dental whitening
your smile was bright as lightning
in fact it was kinda frightning
children running away crying

There was dental Doctor Tim
and little Mary Kay
they said, we're part of B-PAC
let's get it on
they took a look at all the plans
started shaking their heads
a thumbs down vote was the verdict
ain't gonna pay no benefit

Everybody wants dental whitening
those teeth were un-naturally brightning
a glow in the dark kinda frightning
cosmetic we'll be denying


Everybody wants dental whitening
the enamel was bright as lightning
in fact it was a little bit frightning
claim denied in 1 day timimg

Dental whitening, claim denied fast as lightning.

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Steve I - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Dental underwriters signing at meeting? Now that's more than a little frightening! Nice job.

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