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Song Parodies -> "Oh that Anna"

Original Song Title:

"Rasputin"

Original Performer:

Boney M

Parody Song Title:

"Oh that Anna"

Parody Written by:

Unknown

The Lyrics

There lived a certain female in America not too long ago
She was just so dumb, her hair had a blondish glow
She was Anna Nicole, her heart was as black as coal.
Most people looked at her with disgust and distain.
Because unlike most chicks she was quite a pain.
She played dumb to get attention,
People did always question her intentions.
She was just the kind of wicked woman
No man could ever desire.


Oh, oh that Anna
Her name could really make you scream
She was the one who was really dumb
Oh, oh that Anna
Self centerered bratty drama queen.
It was a shame how she carried on

She wasn't elegant like your average hollywood star.
Because unlike most girls she was really quite bizzare.
She was like a really terrible fatal disease.
She lied and cheated and loved to flirt and tease.
She hardly had a brain, and she was not at all fun.
The sad thing was that she really was just so dumb.
She believed she was the fairest of us all.
But she was indeed just so wrong.

Oh, oh that Anna
Her name could really make you scream
She was the one who was really dumb
Oh, oh that Anna
Self centerered bratty drama queen.
It was a shame how she carried on


(Spoken:)
But when you thought she couldn't be any more of a woman you'd love to hate.
She did something worse, she married a man who was in fact ninety eight.
She just used him to get his kids inheritance
Do you think we liked her? Not a chance.
She got her own show on E! and it just got worse than there.
the demands to do something about this outrageous
woman became louder and louder.

"That Anna has got to go!" declared her enemies.
And her manager said "Someone's got to do her please".
Some random person said..."She's just so annoying don't you know?".
And some other guy said...."Indeed I know, she just has to go or she'll be made fun of by Jay Leno."
No doubt this Anna never had any charms.
She was a total brute, and she caused us so much harm.
Then one night, some people found her dead.
An overdose was what to blaime.
"What a treasure" her manager said.
"Yeah. Let's bury her." her enemies said.
And now she's gone along with her fame.

Oh, oh that Anna
Her name could really make you scream
No one loved her she wasn't divine.
Oh,oh that Anna
Self centered bratty drama queen.
They hated her and that was just fine.

Oh, oh that Anna.
Her name could really make you scream
They didn't quit, they wanted her head
Oh, oh that Anna
Self centered bratty drama queen.
And we are all glad she's dead.

(Spoken:) Oh, that Anna.

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UnKnownVO - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, I know this type of woman very well; as my ex-Hubby proudly displayed a positive ~EPT~ whose owner was a "Big jugged, forested Beast" !! 11 months later . . . he crawled back, to try to reclaim the damage he had done . . . Some things can never be repaired!

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