Song Parodies -> The Humpster Thrash

Original Song Title:	"The Monster Mash"
Original Performer:	Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

Parody Song Title:	"The Humpster Thrash"
Parody Written by:	Airfarcewon

She was sittin' on my lap late one night
When my eyes beheld an Erie sight
'Cause we were in Cleveland,
Parked by the lake
She had good boobs, and they weren't fake..

We did The Thrash
We did The Humpster Thrash
The Humpster Thrash,
Undraped her chenille sash
Gave me a flash
She blinked a mean eyelash
With lots of "Pash"
We did The Humpster Thrash

Her face was like Joe Torre's,
Nose from west to east
But, had a killer body
Fit for kings to feast
She shook a mean shimmy
Beyonce' flip
Her flashin' smile showed
A pierced tongue tip

We did The Thrash
We did The Humpster Thrash
I heard some pumpkins smash
We did The Thrash
Her feet were on the dash
Cost twenty cash,
We did The Humpster Thrash

We really were havin' fun
In my Ford off "Ninety One"
But then a troopers flashlight
Shined a beam on her bun..

He said, "I'm sorry,
But you cannot park here,
Exit the car! And cover up your rear !"
I said, "Alright, Sir..
Could you just give me five?
To re-don my duds..
So's I don't look so jive.."

It was The Thrash
We did The Humpster Thrash
The Humpster Thrash
The trooper's name was Nash
He called us trash
He let that gumball flash
Court date, more cash
Caused by The Humpster Thrash

(Oh, well...)

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Larry Hensley - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Funny one. 5's

Mr Critic - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Pardon me, but Beyonce's name is not spelled with an apostrophe. I know she has an accent mark over the second "E", but to indicate this, you must hold down "alt", type "0233" on the numeric keypad (on the right hand side of your keyboard), release the alt key, and ba-da-bing, the é character will show up. By the way, I think this is a funny parody, like Larry said, so I, too, will give it five.

AFW - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Larry........And thanks so much for your punctuation correction and technical input, Mr. Critic......Your comment says you will give it five...but I see only Larry's vote...to place a vote, you must mouse click on the little circles above and then on the rectangle that reads, "Place Your Vote"...

Mr. Critic - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

AFW, I didn't say when I'd place my vote. I'll do it later tonight, after I've given out all my candy to my trick or treaters.

John Barry - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Great job AFW. I'm going to my keyboard and typing "555"

alvin rhodes - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

joe torre..lol...5s

AFW - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, John, and alvin

carol - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment

lol 5's

AFW - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Carol

PMS - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment

This was a real treat!

AFW - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, PMS

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Song Parodies -> The Humpster Thrash

"The Monster Mash"

Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

"The Humpster Thrash"

Airfarcewon

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