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Song Parodies -> "I've Crapped All Night"

Original Song Title:

"Ride, Captain, Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blues Image

Parody Song Title:

"I've Crapped All Night"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

[instrumental intro]

I'm on my knees, I'm ailing
from some stuff I ate today
I've thrown up and I've sh*t
for most of this whole damned day
It must have been some mayonnaise gone wrong
it was prob'ly spoiled
So I've been on the can all day
Man, is my ass sore

I'm moaning and I'm groaning
It's no fun at all
'Cause I've been sh*tting and barfing
in this toilet stall

More chunks I keep blowing
and I've got diarrhea

I've spent most of the day here barfing on my knees

I crap all night
it's been one non-stop sh*t
Butt's ablaze; my rear end
feels like it has been whipped

I sit and cry
this is a real bum trip
Damn, Oy vey; I must hurl
I'm getting tired of this

[instrumental break]

Still I do heave, it's draining
I've been puking the whole day
Now I've got to sh*t
I tell you, it's not "OK"
I'm stuck here with the 'runs''; they're still not gone
Boy, my ass is sore
I'm gonna need "Preparation H"
Better get some more

My assh*ole's fried
to wipe hurts quite a bit
I fee drained; my throat's strained
from all the times I've "flipped"

Bad mayonnaise
has made me puke and sh*t
Once again now I hurl
I'm getting mighty pissed

Maybe next time
the mayonnaise; I'll skip
Keep it plain; meat on breat
so I won't get the "sh*t's"

[instrumentals out to end Fade]

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Adagio - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Ewww...But good parody.
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat!
alvin rhodes - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, alvin ~ ~ ~
Meriadoc - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh dear! I hope that wasn't Malcolm's mayonnaise.... :-P
John Barry - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
That's an ouch potato.
TJC - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll have to pass on your mayo but dole out 5's for your wry rectal regalia!
Lionel Mertens - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Now what are you talking? 5's
Johnny D - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL for real, 555!
Paul Robinson - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys....all those '5's" ease the pain somewhat ~ ~ ~
Peregrin - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I have heard (of) the OS, I am reliably informed that your version is a vast improvement :) 5's !
Paul Robinson - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Per...I thought so ~ ~ ~
PMS - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree wholeheartedly with Peregrin. It is much better than the OS.

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