-> "Always A Gamer"
Original Song Title:
"Always A Woman"
Parody Song Title:
"Always A Gamer"
The Lyrics
You can sit all day long
You can don't go outside
You can shut out all lifeforms
Out of your life
You can draw out the curtain
And block all daylight
You know when you do that
You're always a gamer to me
You can beat 15 levels
In two to three hours
You can farm for your weapons
That takes all day long
You can fast for ten hours
And get glued to the screen
You sap mob like leech
And you're always a gamer to me
Ooohh... you take care of yourself
By sitting on bed pans
While you smell like corn chips
Ooohh... you try to stay out from
All social life reforms
Cause you have no more life
You always shout when
You play with other people
You have no more best friends
Cause they hate to play with you
You kill steal people when
You want loot for yourself
You are a fat bigot
But always a gamer to me
Ooohh... you take care of yourself
By sitting on bed pans
While you smell like corn chips
Ooohh... you try to stay out from
All social life reforms
Cause you have no more life
You are a fat loser
Whose social life's nil
You're a virgin for life
Cause your sex life is dead
You comfort yourself
When you start a new game
You're still a fat loser
But always a gamer to me
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