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Song Parodies -> "Cookin The Fries"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Cookin The Fries"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Yes, two of those lines were inspired by RObert Lund's " Ding Fries Are Done!"
Well, you can tell by the apron I wear that
I'm a busboy at, a fast food place
Cook a lot, food gets warm
I make burgers and some fries a lot
And now it's all right
It's ok and I do work at Burger King
I cook fries, stuff like that
Yes I'm a fry cookin man

Whether you're a busboy or whether your fry cook
You're cookin the fries, cookin the fries
Everybody orders and everybody's eatin
And we're cookin the fries , cookin the fries
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries , cookin' the fires
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries

Well now, I cook day and I cook night
I hear the bell ringin' ding fries are done
Hey with that, would ya like an apple pie
You know it's all fries
The bell rings
I cook and hear it every day
Ive cooked fries for every man
I even cook whoppers, man!


Whether you're a busboy or whether your fry cook
You're cookin the fries, cookin the fries
Everybody orders and everybody's eatin
And we're cookin the fries , cookin the fries
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries , cookin' the fires
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries

Fries are everywhere
I grill up the meat
I grill up the meat yeah
Fries are everywhere
I grill up the meat
I grill up the meat yeah
Cookin' the fries

Well, you can tell by the apron I wear that
I'm a busboy at, a fast food place
Cook a lot, food gets warm
I make burgers and some fries a lot
And now it's all right
It's ok and I do work at Burger King
I cook fries, stuff like that
Yes I'm a fry cookin man

Whether you're a busboy or whether your fry cook
You're cookin the fries, cookin the fries
Everybody orders and everybody's eatin
And we're cookin the fries , cookin the fries
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries , cookin' the fires
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries



Fries are everywhere
I grill up the meat
I grill up the meat yeah
Fries are everywhere
I grill up the meat
I grill up the meat yeah
Im Cookin' the fries
+2004 Jack Wilson

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmm, tasty.... have some super-size 5's.
Rick D - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like you made them for John Travolta.
Johnny D - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Jack, why haven't you voted in Round 2 of Tournament Bracket 1 ? Claude had asked for all votes to be in by the end of the day this past Wednesday.

You're posting parodies so you're obviously active on Amiright currently...... so why no votes, dude? Don't you remember, the deal was we all keep voting in every round whether we're in that round or not?
Marianne E. B. Markham - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
lol, Fries are pretty good. I like 'em curly. But I say Mozeralla sticks are the best fast food snack ever. Still, I give you all 5's across the board. :o)
Jack Wilson - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny, Rick, and Marianne Johnny : I will soon vote in that
Guy - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Make mine 5 orders of fries to go. Well done, Jack.
Adagio - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, Jack!
Michael Pacholek - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
She had hungry guys lining up for a prize, knocking you out with all those crinkle-cut fries! (Oops, I did it again -- shameless plug for one of my own!)
Jack Wilson - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy, here's your fries *hands fries to Guy*, Adagio and Micheal
Mr. X - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good.
PizzaCrash89 - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool. Very good parody.
Paul Robinson - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack W - Good job - This was one I could sink my teeth into, if I had any left. 5's with those fries.
Qetadgzcb - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good, except the fact that it doesn't rhyme...

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