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Song Parodies -> "Jailbait"

Original Song Title:

"Daybreak"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Jailbait"

Parody Written by:

Dan Giordano

The Lyrics

Lyin' to the girls.
It's time I let the other guys in.
To the way it's been
I'm lyin' to the girls
Every one was caught in a spin.
It's a crying sin

I've been fooling around
year after year.
Throw 'em a line.
Blow in their ear.

But there's jailbait
and you gotta' believe some girls are jailbait.
It's time you should leave
if she's jailbait
and you've gotta' believe
or you'll do
time... time... time~
Better take my word.

Lyin' to the girls
What's the point, in puttin' it down?
There's so much love to share
I'm lyin' to the girls.
That's how come they're always around.
You see them everywhere.

I start winking my eye,
nodding their way.
Making my move.
Having my way!

But there's jailbait
and you gotta' believe some girls are jailbait.
It's high time to leave
if she's jailbait
and you've gotta' believe
or you'll do
time... time... time~
Better take my word.

(Chorus)
Everyone's lyin', lyin to the girls
Everyone's lyin', lyin to the girls

Hey but there's jailbait
and you gotta' believe some girls are jailbait.
It's high time to grieve
if she's jailbait
and you've gotta' believe
or you'll do
time... time... time~
Better take my word.

Well come on
or you'll do
time... time...time

Better take my word.

But there's jailbait,
don't caught with no jailbait.
You'll be lost if she's jailbait~

Watch out.

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Michael McVey - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, you weren't lying to us. Your sentence is 555 days in the Dept. of Corrections, suspended. -- MM
Mike Judson - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Dang you -- I just saw Bill Tong's parody of Daybreak and got the idea for "Jailbait", only to find you'd originally done it. And done it well, dang it. Dang you, you dangblasted, confounding stupid-poo!

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