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Song Parodies -> "I'm Invincible"

Original Song Title:

"City Cats"

Original Performer:

Arabesque

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Invincible"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Today's leg of Bond History Month takes us into the short but sweet Pierce Brosnan era...and there's a twist! Today's parody on Goldeneye was already written! You can view it here. Thus, I'm only giving you the bonus parody today. However, if you are unhappy with this move, I can write another Goldeneye parody if you wish.

Anyways, this song was written from the point of view of one of the villains, utilizing a famous catchphrase from the movie. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
I am invincible,
And you cannot defeat me, Bond!
Bring it on!
Come on!

Some other cats have told me
You’re a regular Don Juan!
Bring it on!
Come on!

I don’t think so!
I am the best, you know!
You cannot stop me from starting my show!

I’m invincible…
-Vincible,
-Vincible,
-Vincible!
Don’t pick a fight ‘cause you can’t best my might!

I’m invincible…
-Vincible,
-Vincible,
-Vincible!
You fly by night, but I am dynamite!
I am dynamite!
I am dynamite!
(Invincible)

You’ve got a bunch of gadgets,
But they’re useless, I’m afraid!
Bring it on!
Come on!

You hunt me down, can’t stop me now,
I’m afraid that you’re too late!
Bring it on!
Come on!

Hey, you’re that man!
That Secret Agent Man!
This job, you’ll have to finish…if you can!

I’m invincible…
-Vincible,
-Vincible,
-Vincible!
Don’t pick a fight ‘cause you can’t best my might!

I’m invincible…
-Vincible,
-Vincible,
-Vincible!
You fly by night, but I am dynamite!

I promise I will kill you slowly!
I’ll turn you into ravioli!
Where are you, Bond? You are a dead man!
Don’t you see? Can’t beat me!

I’m invincible…
-Vincible,
-Vincible,
-Vincible!
Don’t pick a fight ‘cause you can’t best my might!

I’m invincible…
-Vincible,
-Vincible,
-Vincible!
You fly by night, but I am dynamite!
I am dynamite!
I am dynamite!
(Invincible!)

I’m invincible…
-Vincible,
-Vincible,
-Vincible!
Don’t pick a fight ‘cause you can’t best my might!

I’m invincible…
-Vincible,
-Vincible,
-Vincible!
You fly by night, but I am dynamite!

I’m invincible…
-Vincible,
-Vincible,
-Vincible!
Don’t pick a fight ‘cause you can’t best my might!

I’m invincible…

[fade]
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by Slappers Only!

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