Parody Song Lyrics Seventeen

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Leigh O'Jay - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

"Obsolete trying to be obscene" is a good line.

Meriadoc - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Um.... Okay, I'll bite: Happy Birthday Jake!

Ashkicksass - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

When I was seventeen...it was a very good year. Happy Birthday Luke!

EmiLoca - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh, so you think you're hot stuff just because you're turning seventeen - which, by the way, you aren't for another WEEK or so? Why don't you stop making poses in your mental mirror and start paying attention to more important things. Like...me. Or the pacing of the original song. (Just kidding...kind of. It's just the only flaw, and it's my job to rub it in your widdle face.) 4-5-5.

Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Just like this
Narcissus
Gave his reflection a kiss (" I'm-so-o-o-cool ")
Self-esteem
Bursting seams
Duke Luke is seventeen

Here, let me throw some gasoline on the bonfire of your vanities with these 5's ... ;-D

Steven Cavanagh - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Looks like you just earned some fives :-) (tries to imagine someone naked WITH pants)

Claude Prez - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment

You do seem to write about yourself a lot. It's a good thing you're so good at it.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks all, your witticisms all fuel my euphoric/dunken experience. True, my birthday's not until Tuesday but I didn't think I'd get on a computer by then. TRUE: This was hastily written within 8 minutes on a town library computer with my dad over my shoulder badgering 'Hurry up we have to go!!!' I'm proud.

Agrimorfee - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

What are you whining about? I gave you 555 for "My Land" didn't I? :))(just kidding--enjoy your teenage years, you will miss them when you hit 30...trust me)545

Serafina - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Wow, so today's your birthday, Jake (or Luke, or whatever your name is)? Happy birthday then! Mine is this Friday; I'll be 29. Anyway, I think you did a great job with this parody, even if you wrote it in a hurry (as you implied in your comment).

... - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

To Jake: Great parody, and happy belated birthday to you. Hope it was a good one.
To serafina: Happy birthday to you.

Serafina - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh, thank you so much, ellipsis! Yep, today is the day.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee, Serafina and 'dramatic pause'. Once again on a library computer, but this time it is the Book Nazi librarian (a phrase that we have found has international accuracy) badgering me to abscond. Is that a word? In my geriatric years these things just farbunkle me. Happy Easter Sefanira!

Ellipsis - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Two things: 1) My name is not "dramatic pause." I would appreciate it if you referred to me as Ellipsis. At least the birthday girl had the courtesy to do so. 2) What do you mean "happy easter"? I think you got the wrong holiday.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment

1) Sorry, I've referred to you as Ellipsis in several other comment threads and thought 'dramatic pause' added a little spice. 2) It's a joke joyce. Notice it follows the comment on my geriatricity and her name is also misspeldd.

... - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Okay, sorry about the name thing. I guess I shouldn't have gotten agitated when you called me dramatic pause. However, I still don't get the "joke joyce" (or whatever). Easter was still three months ago (or eight months from now, depending on how you look at it).

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Don't worry, my humour has been known to confuse the most intellectual of people. 'It's a joke Joyce' is an old Aussie phrase that roughly translates to 'It's a joke you bleedin' imbecile!' I was implying that my brain is so scrambled that I say Happy Easter for Happy Birthday. And I like your new hairdo, I'll put a picture of it after this sentence. !!!

Ellipsis - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, I'm not familiar with that lingo; ya see, I'm from the United States of America. Next time you use a phrase we Americans aren't familiar with, maybe you should explain what it means, for clarification purposes?

Hairdo? You don't even know what I look like. Okay, I get your drift with the exclamation marks. But still, in a literal sense, I am indeed a human being; I just use the ellipsis mark as my pseudonym because it's very easy to type.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Pfft! Yeah right! Hey everyone, check it out, our little friend Ellipsis is in Grammar-Denial, he has this caaazy idea that he's actually a human being using '...' as a simple yet whimsical psuedonym! Look, here are some child hood photos- When Ellipsis was born . Ellipsis holds his first scythe ? Ellipsis doing a handstand as a toddler : Ellipsis graduates .../ Ellipsis on a diet ''' Ellipsis after the diet failed . . . Ellipsis in a fancy dress outfit *** Ellipsis at a Limp Bizkit concert ............................ ;)

... - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

This is a joke, right?

Ashkicksass - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

I mean no disrespect to Ellipsis, but Luke, I was LingOL at you're biography!

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Yes, Joyce.

... - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

JARLB: Joyce is a girl's name.

Ashkickass: You used the wrong homophone. You shoulda said, "I was LingOL at your biography." "You're" is the contraction for "you are", so what you were saying is, "I was LingOL at you are biography", which doesn't make cents...er, sense.

Arwen - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

OH MY HELL!! Did someone just catch Ashkicksass in a grammar mistake??? My life is complete! She's always nabbing me on those...and HOORAY...thanks to Ellipsis, we know that she is human after all!!

Ellipsis - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm a guy; it's already been established. Can we close the discussion about me now?

... - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

oh wait, you were referring to Ashkickass. My mistake. I guess I, the "Ellipsis Man" (a.k.a 'Dramatic Pause'), am human too.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, when you humans sto pbickering I can float in my own primordial juices and count my tentacles in peace!

Ashkicksass - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Bite me.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Mmm, tasty!

Ashkicksass - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

You wish Luke. I was talking to Arwen. And you're was a typo, Ellipsis. I do it ALL the time. I appreciate your attempt to educate me, but I don't think it will help...

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment

...err... actually, I (hard to capitalise a capitalised letter for emphasis, but there you go) was also talking to Arwen! As for Dramatic Pause's anal-retentive impulse to correct typing errors, I'll prank call your homophone with lame sapphic jokes!

Ashkicksass - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Really, Jake, you can't call other people anal after your little rant in the "I don't mean to be anal..." thread. And I am going to call you Jake from here on out. Ha ha ha.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment

*searching for divine intervention on the cieling* err...umm... that was meant to be ironic! IRONIC I TELLS YA!!!! *reflects* Actually, that was all just a ploy to get everyone to CALL me Jake in that whole reverse psychology thing tat rabbit used on the fox when he was caught on a tar doll or something... ahem, I TELLS YA!

Ashkicksass - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Right, Jake. Whatever...

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Two can play at that game... ASS!!!

Ashkicksass - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL! But I really prefer Ash-hole. Or Princess Fabulous...

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Prince-ass Fabul-ass it is, my ass-ociate! ;)

Ashkicksass - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I think you meant Prince-nice-ass...

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh, of course! How could I be so stupid?!

Ashkicksass - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment

What a coincidence! I ask myself how you could be so stupid all the time!

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Bite me. (this is going to be a looooong year)

Ingeborg - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Personal attack and/or brag songs are almost never funny, plus the pacing is WAY off here!

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni( - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment

How is the pacing off? Since I DKTOS I copy/pasted the lyrics and parodied line-for line, syllable-for-syllable. Noted, it was in a hurry, but it can't be that bad if nobody else has noticed pacing issues.

Guy - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment

(123) I guess a belated happy birthday? And since I missed it would you take a belated present of three fives?

Original Song Title:	"Dancing Queen"
Original Performer:	ABBA

Parody Song Title:	"Seventeen"
Parody Written by:	Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)

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"Dancing Queen"

ABBA

"Seventeen"

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