-> "In the Year AD 525"
Original Song Title:
"In The Year 2525"
Parody Song Title:
"In the Year AD 525"
The Lyrics
In the year AD 525
If Aws can stay alive*
If Khazraj can survive
They may find
In the year AD 635
Ain't gonna be misled by the Jews, tell no lie
Everything that you think, do or say
Is in the Surah that's revealed today
In the year Oh 745
Ain't gonna have no peace, damn you Shi'ites
Your bemoaning's all in vain
Won't give you back that nut, Hussein
In the year AD 855
Our foes prostrating down 'fore our eyes
Islam's banners now unfurled
Abbasids rule the whole damn world
In the year AD 965
Ain't gonna need no Arabs, won't need their knives
Outsource jihad, outsource bloody work
To those newbies called the Seljuk Turks
In the year 11 and 10
If Pope's a-warring, he oughta say so by then
Maybe he'll look around Clermont and say
Guess it's time for the First Crusade
In the year of 12 and 10
Allah may shake his mighty head
He'll either say, "I'm pleased what Islam's wrought"
Or give The Horde genocidal thoughts
In the year AD 1295
I'm kind of wonderin' if Islam will survive
They've taken everything Mongol Hordes could bring
And they din't hold back nothin' (Woe, woe)
Now it's been 10 hundred years
Islam's shed a billion tears
For what the Prophet knew
Now Islam's time is through
But through eternal strife
Our raging at twilight
Now again we slay
Try to bring back yesterday
In the year AD 525
If Yathrib can survive
If Prophet does arrive
They may find ......
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