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Song Parodies -> "Colon has Opened"

Original Song Title:

"Morning has Broken"

Original Performer:

Yusuf Islam

Parody Song Title:

"Colon has Opened"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Colon has opened
Leaking from colon
Black turd is smoking
Like a brown turd
Anus is ringing
Anus is warm in brown sin
Anus is creeking
Out goes a turd

Seeping forms dung balls
Buns form crevice
Which push the dung balls
Into turd mass
Anus is bringing
Brown, smelly logs
Dung on my ass press
Forms sticky gash

I'll make my buns shite
I'll shit from colon
Push out steaming might
Seeds of brown grade
Pass out he rations
Pass out the dung from the colon
Brown recreation
Is my foray

Colon has opened
Leaking from colon
Black turd is smoking
Like a brown turd
Anus is ringing
Anus is warm in brown sin
Anus is creeking
Out goes a turd

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 19

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 2   2
 3   2
 4   0
 5   10

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Jason - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This has been reported to ChuckyG. It goes beyond a joke now. This is horrible. You should be ashamed of yourself to have a brain like a sewer.
Jonathan S. - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment
So you aren't stopping at 25 just to get your page, huh? I thought we were done with this. All in favor of donating money towards a lobotomy for this unholy lunatic, say "aye."
aoid - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Agreed with the above commentators. I bet this author is stupider than George W. Bush.
jason - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Why is it still here? And what moron gave it 555's?
LPG-Unit - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Go make your own poo site instead, not post your parodies here... 0 scores for you...
The Real Jason - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I did not leave that second comment. Whoever typed it obviously doesn't know or have his own name.
Rotten Tomato - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
*begins Simon Cowell impersonation* Absolutely appalling. Utterly atrocious.
George W. Bush - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I was the first idiot that gave it a 555's vote.
the fake jason - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, sorry about that. Still, it kinda sounded like something you might say, so...

By the way, I would very much like to be able to vote zero zero zero on this.
An Ignorant Piece Of Rancid Codfish - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Jason - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
And when TOS was written, it got written under his original name as Cat Stevens, not Yusuf Islam you stupid ignorant moron!
Below verage Dave - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Your over-useage of descriptive words shows your intelligence Jonaphantom. . .not commenting on the parody, but I tend to notice my name, I am reporting this comment as an attack comment as there is no reason for it. . .you are far more offensive than anything Poomaster has released.
Jonathan S. - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Like I said, anyone who thinks poomaster has ANY merit doesn't know a good parody from a hole in the ground. I guess that applies to you, Bo--I mean, B. A. Dave!
Below Average Dave - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm going to do something I should have done a long time ago. . .completely ignore you the way you would be ignoring Poomaster's work if your really hated it so much. In fact, I am beginning to think YOU are poomaster. The use of things like "Bowell Beverage" in place of my name and "Poor Inflatulent Trolls" on one of my songs certainly indicates a certain amount of tolerance towards the subject. I don't want to argue, and I frankly won't. . .we clearly have different opinions. . .if I don't like something (notice I'm commenting on very many of his parodies except ones where I see my name) I don't bother reading it. You know what is going to be on these pages, just like you know what to expect from Red Ant, myself, even Kristof and Matthias. Wether we agree with Poomaster's antics or not--none of us are going around trying to ban him from the site. . .but that is my last bit on this. I am just not replying to you until you stop with your rediculous rants. Jason keeps his rants towards his frustration at least, he doesn't take it out on those who disagree, why do you insist on insulting those who disagree with you? Never mind, don't answer that, it's not like I don't know what you are going to say.
Jonathan S. - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
No I swear I am not Poomaster. That person likes toilet humour; I don't.
Jason - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I have to sympathise with BAD here. Jonathan, what you called him was totally uncalled for. Would you like it if someone called you something abusive? Also don't forget I believe these comments carry your IP address, so be careful what you say.
Some Random Guy. - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm actually going to disagree with everyone here, I (metaphorically) pissed myself laughing.
Mr 1's - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm actually going to disagree with "Some Random Guy." TSB writes better quality parodies than this. In fact, I'd rather read one of his parodies than this piece of garbage. After all, TSB never writes about toilet humour.
Jason - May 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Mr 1's, that is true, but then again TSB is like a stuck record, writing about the same stuff over and over and over again.
Back again - May 20, 2007 - Report this comment
THANK YOU, MR. 1'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AN OASIS OF COMMON SENSE IN A DESERT OF FOOLISHNESS!!! Sorry, but I greatly appreciate knowing that I'm not the only one here who's sensible enough to NOT like excess toilet humor; it's unappealing and QUITE undignified.
Mr 1's - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"Back again"...who are you?
jason (a different entity than the one above) - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm guessing "Back again" might be "An Ignorant Piece"...since both their comments contained words in all caps.
Jon S. - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Uh, "back again" would be me, guys. I figured if put my name up again, people would blow it off. I put "back again" to make Dave and others LISTEN.
Jason - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Jon S, without any disrespect I don't think that calling yourself "Back Again" or insulting others will make people sit up and listen to you.
Dylan Baranski - June 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Jason: TSB is autistic, and autistic people tend to focu s on certain topics, so that probably explains it. Of course, I'm autistic, but my parodies are diverse. Also, this seems to be a recent thing for TSB, so in general, his parodies seem pretty diverse to me. poomaster: If you write any Dschinghis Khan parodies about arse poop or stuff like that, I'll vote 1s on every single parody you've written or will write. Capisz? Everyone else: Chill out, dudes. Let's find a reasonable way to sort out our problems, like maybe a disco dance-off or something.

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