Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Man Of 1000 Wrestling Moves"

Original Song Title:

"Land Of 1000 Dances"

Original Performer:

Wilson Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Man Of 1000 Wrestling Moves"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Every day, cable and regular TV people watch wrestling. Their shows attract top-notch ratings and become idols like wrestlers. Wrestlers know their moves and here are a few examples...
1, 2, 3! (pinned) 1, 2, 3! (pinned)
(bass lick) Ow! Uh! alright! Uh!

I got to know how to chokehold, like i've been told
The Big Showstopper, do the piledriver
put your hand on your neck ya, and do the Kane chokeslam
Do the people's elbow, like Rocky Maivia, Hey!

Uh! na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na
People who are bringing signs help me say it one time.
Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na

(sax solo)

Wow! Uh! I know you feel alright! Feels pretty good, y'all!
Uh! Huh!
na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na
Come on WWE watchers, say it one more time
na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na

Wrestling is a habit
with Hardcore Holly
Suplex with Christian
Doing the DDT
Pedigree by triple H
I like it like that
Stone cold stunner
watch me work, y'all
Ow! do it
Wow! do it
Just watch me do it
Ah help me (repeat 4x)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   1

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Agrimorfee - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not laughing...dont know nothing 'bout wreslting, so it doens't appeal to me. Sorry.
david - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
you hav a greyt web page, by the way what am i voting 4?

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1697