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Song Parodies -> "Don't You "YOLO" Me!"

Original Song Title:

"Rawhide"

Original Performer:

TV Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Don't You "YOLO" Me!"

Parody Written by:

hec

The Lyrics

Many of my parodies have no point except humor, but I'm hoping this one saves at least one life. Distracted driving kills thousands of people every year, but even ONE is too many. #ItCanWait
1] Rollin' rollin', rollin',
Off to work or bowlin'
Quit yer Facebook trollin' and drive!
You think it's cute or funny;
Let's hear your laughter, Sonny-
Not IF, but WHEN you crunkle up your ride...

R} Hang it up, turn it off!
Turn it off, hang it up!
Hang it up, turn it off and drive!!!
Hang it up, turn it off!
Turn it off, hang it up!
Hang it up,
Turn it off-
And driiiiiive!!!

2] Tweetin' from yer Lincoln:
What the hell ya thinkin'?!?
Worse for you than drinkin'-
No jive!
A scad of tests have proven:
They both impair your movin'
And I'm just tryin' to keep your arse alive:

And yes, in case you're askin'
We SUCK at multi-taskin':
We can't excel at TWO things, much less FIVE:

R} C;:R} Hang it up, turn it off!
Turn it off, hang it up!
Hang it up, turn it off and drive!!!
Hang it up, turn it off!
Turn it off, hang it up!
Hang it up,
Turn it off-
And driiiiiive!!!:C;

[repeat until moron behind the wheel PUTS DOWN THE DAMN PHONE!]

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Jonathan - September 14, 2015 - Report this comment
a Public Service Announcement brought to you by the concerned hec of amiright! 5's
Annie - September 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Funny and a good message behind it. I also did one called Don't Drink and Drive set to Benny Mardones' Into the Night. 555.
Patrick - September 15, 2015 - Report this comment
This is great. Funny and a valuable message. Would like to hear someone record this and put it on the TV and radio.

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