(Sultry Voice)
"Hello
I'm Ms. Co-Ed"

A course on the Bourse* is forced, of course
But no one likes taking a course that's forced
Unless that course, is source of coarse times
With Ms. Co-Ed

Just say you're endorsed with source like horse
She'll be like a dancer with drawers in fourths
She's never going steady, whores
Flirt with Ms. Co-Ed

People yak to see rack, a peek, they waste her time away
Cause Ms. Co-Ed will always streak because she has no digni-tay

A course may have bores and snores in store
But this people take as their choice of course
You never learned of these learning whores?

The lesson is bliss:
Try With Ms. Co-Ed