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Song Parodies -> "I'll Marry Bart in San Francisco"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Marry Bart in San Francisco"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is dedicated to all those amorous fellows now legally tying the knot for the first time in San Francisco this weekend.
Such lovely times in Paris, most all the French are gay
The glory holes of Rome wait for another day
I've had rockin' fun while prone, at the "Y" down in Manhattan
But I'm going home to my city by the Bay

I'll marry Bart in San Francisco
I'll not see Bill, or Carl or Pete
There'll be no cruisin' cable cars, no strangers in the bars
'Though Mort and Bob, and Phil are there, I don't care

My Bart waits there in San Francisco
Aubrey and Lou, I'll not be free
To my dear Bart be true, there in 'Frisco
Unless that hunky mayor calls me

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Guy - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
He now pronounced them Jan and Blythe. You saw it there first in the city of the gay. Quite humorous parody actually. Nice job Mac.
Adagio - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe....5's Good work.
mac - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy, Adagio... after writing this it dawned on me that B.A.R.T. is the "Bay Area Rapid Transit". I'm not sue if that helps the parody or hurts it.
Royce Miller - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
just read this-funny
mac - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce!
Bob Gomez - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice effort, Mac, and you beat me to the punch AGAIN. See my version tomorrow I hope. d;:^)
mac - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Bob, I'll be looking forward to it.

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