Song Parodies -> I Have Each Part, But Where Does This Go
| Original Song Title: | "I Left My Heart In San Francisco" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Bennett |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Have Each Part, But Where Does This Go" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Some assembly required,
Connect and turn a screw
I've been around the block,
I know a thing or two
My IQ's one thirty-three
Not a genius, in betweenius,
A simple thing,
I'm sure that I can do..
I have each part,
But where does this go?
Seems like it might be quite a chore
Stick A in B, attach to C
But A don't go so easily
Read those instructions one more time,
Walls I climb..
Against the chair, I let my fist go
I'm goin' nuts, or just about..
If that fits right in here,
Where does this go?
I think I'll throw the damned thing out
I'm gonna' throw the damned thing out..
Connect and turn a screw
I've been around the block,
I know a thing or two
My IQ's one thirty-three
Not a genius, in betweenius,
A simple thing,
I'm sure that I can do..
I have each part,
But where does this go?
Seems like it might be quite a chore
Stick A in B, attach to C
But A don't go so easily
Read those instructions one more time,
Walls I climb..
Against the chair, I let my fist go
I'm goin' nuts, or just about..
If that fits right in here,
Where does this go?
I think I'll throw the damned thing out
I'm gonna' throw the damned thing out..
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my fave of the day though i thought it was gonna be about something else
Rule of thumb: if you have parts left over and whatever you were building works, they weren't necessary in the first place... except valve stem keepers (oops!). "in betweenius", lol. 5s
You didn't have any trouble putting together this parody, did you?
Thanks, alvin, Red Ant..and 2Eagle
Enjoyed this!
Another pro parody! Tony oughtta be payin' you for this one!
Thank you, Rex, TJC
Excellent substitutions.
Don't know the OS, but I loved the concept! :-)
one of the funniest title ideas I've seen AFW - pity the OS is too short for you to really go to town - 555
I agree with Stu, AFW....I wanted more of this. Great title, funny idea, fine execution. 555
Thanks, John, Meri, stuart, and Kristof..yeah, it is short..guess I could've done two choruses..
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