Song Parodies -> I Wanna Bee Around
| Original Song Title: | "I Wanna Be Around" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Bennett |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Wanna Bee Around" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I Wanna Bee Around
To sting my wife's ass off
Her weight's gettin' on my nerves
Too fat, where she should have curves,
Oh, yeah..
Some Honey Bee's cuz, a Bumble with fuzz,
To gen'rously buzz, my gal
Reminders to learn
To burn off those cal-ories,
I'm beggin' please...
I mean, I Wanna Bee Around,
And all of his buddies,
To punch up the will she lacks,
Make choc'late and pizza snacks
decline..
One little quick reminder, when she takes a bite
The choices are a payback for her cellulite
Or a tightly sculptured butt,
And abs, like mine..
Yes, I Wanna Bee Around
Some strong Yellow Jacket,
The specie that's fast and young
So she'll have a sharply stung,
Behind....
This, maybe will remind her, when she takes a bite
Her choices are a payback for the cellulite,
Or a tightly sculptured butt,
And abs, like mine....
To sting my wife's ass off
Her weight's gettin' on my nerves
Too fat, where she should have curves,
Oh, yeah..
Some Honey Bee's cuz, a Bumble with fuzz,
To gen'rously buzz, my gal
Reminders to learn
To burn off those cal-ories,
I'm beggin' please...
I mean, I Wanna Bee Around,
And all of his buddies,
To punch up the will she lacks,
Make choc'late and pizza snacks
decline..
One little quick reminder, when she takes a bite
The choices are a payback for her cellulite
Or a tightly sculptured butt,
And abs, like mine..
Yes, I Wanna Bee Around
Some strong Yellow Jacket,
The specie that's fast and young
So she'll have a sharply stung,
Behind....
This, maybe will remind her, when she takes a bite
Her choices are a payback for the cellulite,
Or a tightly sculptured butt,
And abs, like mine....
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quirky...i like it
I went apiary over it.
Thanks, alvin, and John
Fine wordplay! Hives!
And thanks, TJC
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