Song Parodies -> I Lost My Arm To Roman Candle
| Original Song Title: | "I Left My Heart In San Francisco" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Bennett |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Lost My Arm To Roman Candle" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Indepence Day: With out the Aliens
The brand new case of rockets
I bought them illegally
To see them all explode
It's Independence Day
It's been boring in my home
A barbeque with grandparents
So I'm launching them
Wow they're pretty
Dodge the flames!!!
I lost my arm to Roman Candle
Flies from the hill
It clobbers me
Two degree there it really burns
Ow! That kinda smarts!!!
The warning smog
May fill the air
Sizzling hair
My arm aches there by Roman Candle
Sparklers were
Way too dinky
When I come home
I'm screwed
"ROMAN CANDLE?!!!!"
Hell's flaming pits
Is what
I'll see
I bought them illegally
To see them all explode
It's Independence Day
It's been boring in my home
A barbeque with grandparents
So I'm launching them
Wow they're pretty
Dodge the flames!!!
I lost my arm to Roman Candle
Flies from the hill
It clobbers me
Two degree there it really burns
Ow! That kinda smarts!!!
The warning smog
May fill the air
Sizzling hair
My arm aches there by Roman Candle
Sparklers were
Way too dinky
When I come home
I'm screwed
"ROMAN CANDLE?!!!!"
Hell's flaming pits
Is what
I'll see
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explosively funny..hope your arm didn't end up in someone's salad...5s
funny and well done
Boy, fingers in food and arms in the air...hmmm...I see alvin noticed the same phenomenon in today's entries...OH..and looks like I have to echo Royce's comment, too...it IS funny and nicely done...5's ~ ~ ~
Nice display!
Don't go out with a bang. 5s.
Super, Matthias - you've really been on a roll recently, haven't you?
WWTBD? (What Would Tony Bennett Do?) He'd give you FIVES!
Wow look at the colors... Aqua Alvin, Red Royce, Puce Paul, Rose Ricky, Avacado Alex, Polka Dot Phil, and Johnny D-ark Blue!!! Ooooohhh, Ahhhh...
Well done.
Not familiar with TOS so I'll trust the 12 votes before me on pacing. Roman candles are perfectly safe, provided you don't shoot a ball into a dry brush pile or try to make your own as I once did. ;-)
Interesting twist on the OS. "Sizzling hair" made me chuckle.
(cLASSIC TOURNEY) Hey man, nice shot.
Classic: Nice, did you find the arm, or is it still Roman around somewhere =)
Classic: Really funny.
(Classic) Still a cleverly twisted twist on the original song!
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