-> "I Don't Believe In God!"
Original Song Title:
"Mama Told Me Not To Come"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Believe In God!"
The Lyrics
Victoria: Don't you want to hear about god's saving grace? Don't you know that god can love you anyplace? Let us turn to Leviticus, and let us pray. Jesus brings you joy every single day.....
Al: (Throws down make-up brush.) I do not believe in god! I do not believe in god! Lady, you are just plain odd!
Victoria:.....But Al!......the pearly gates of heaven is waiting there for you. Just kneel down and pray and it will be true. Just confess your sins and Jesus will love you. Jesus loves both me and you.......
Al: (Getting ready, throws down blazer.) I do not believe in god! I do not believe in god! Lady, you are just plain odd!......
Victoria:....But Al!.......
Al: (Shouting at top of his lungs.) LADY, YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! (Slams door of his dressing room. Little does he know that Victoria is right there behind him!)
Victoria: Amazing grace is good for me and you. Jesus died just for me and you. Let us go to church just to pray. Why don't we do that next Saturday..........
(Al complains to Lorne Michaels. He just ignores the problems that is going on right before his eyes. Victoria follows Al out the door and does not shut up about her religion. Al is getting ballistic!)
Al: LADY, YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! (Hails taxi, gets in, but Victoria is in there and STILL refuses to shut up!) LADY, YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY, YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH! LADY YOU ARE JUST PLAIN ODD, BLAH!
(Music ends. Al is at his apartment with a bible and a ruler still refusing to give up. Al puts his face in his hands and cries!)
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