Song Parodies -> "Time Now For Sneezin'"

Original Song Title:

"Time Of The Season"

Original Performer:

"Time Now For Sneezin'"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Well, it's not 'Death on the High Seas', but allergies are nothing to sneeze at....and they plague a lot more people these days than Pirates do...

(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)
(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)
(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)
(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)

It's the time of the season
When your nose will run
You must wipe
And you keep on sneezing
Your eyes; too dry
You feel worse than
you ever have before
Snot on hands
This isn't too much fun
It's the time of the season
For allergies

(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)
(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)
(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)
(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)

Runny nose; dripping badly
(itches) itches and you sneeze
It's so chapped that
you may cry
(you blow) you blow
but you get no relief

You have trouble breathing
(clogged, your nose)
It's really clogged, your nose
it's the time now
for seasonal allergies

~ ~ ~ ~ (Loud sneezing, wheezing, gasping, coughing, snorting, sniffling, swallowing, etc.) ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ [Sounds - pill bottles rattling upon being frantically grasped as singer/sufferer vainly tries to open "Safety Caps"] ~ ~
~ ~ [Sounds - Kleenex tissues being grabbed and pulled out of the box in bunches] ~ ~

(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)
(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)
(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)
(aah...aah...aah...aah...aah...CHOO!!!)

Itchy nose; running badly
(it runs)all you do is sneeze
you have taken
many pills
(but still) but still you don't get no relief

You're moaning and you're groaning
(nose is clogged)
it's really clogged, your nose
Yes, it's time now
for seasonal allergies

~ ~ ~ ~ (Loud sneezing, wheezing, gasping, coughing, snorting, sniffling, swallowing, etc.) ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ [Sounds - pill bottles rattling upon being frantically grasped as singer/sufferer vainly tries to open "Safety Caps"] ~ ~
~ ~ [Sounds - Kleenex tissues being grabbed and pulled out of the box in bunches] ~ ~

~ (Out to Fade) ~

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Steve K. - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment

This one is definitely nothing to sneeze at, well, more than five times anyway.

Paul Robinson - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment

Aah-CHOO!!..(sniffle)...Thanks, Steve...

John Barry - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm in the grips right now. 15 tissues.

alvin rhodes - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment

very descriptive...5s

Paul Robinson - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment

JB & alvin - Thanks!

Tim Hall - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment

Here's 5 antihistamines from me

Paul Robinson - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Tim!

Adagio - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment

Achoo! and a good one....a...a...a..a...choo!!!

Paul Robinson - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment

Adagio - Bless You! lol...

Johnny D - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Great job, Paul. I'd love to see you parody the same OS in a pirate motif - really, I'm not kidding, I'm sure it would make me LOL!

Paul Robinson - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment

JD - Do you mean something like, "Aye, It Be Time For Sneezin" ?? HAR-CHOOO!!! Well, I wasn't going to do anymore 'Pirates' for a while, what with not havin' yet cleaned up all the blood from the other handful or two that be posted here now...but maybe one dealing with Seafarin' snot would be OK...I be thinkin' on it...Thanks!! HAR! OH, wait...ye be talkin' 'bout the same OS but not a 'Pirate' parody about allergies...Aye...me brain...it be hurtin' now...thinkin'..."Time Now For...Seizin"...no...OH...AHOY ~ ~ me boss be glarin' at me...likely I be keel-hauled fer slackin' should I get back to me work now...HAR! I be thinkin' on this idea, aye, JD...

Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment

This parody is nothing to ... whoops, Steve K beat me to that one. Take fives and call me... wait, that's too close to Tim Hall's comment... lemme think... lemme think... Ooh! I got it... This parody is just dripping with greatness! Perhaps we could get it recorded by the marching band at the U.S. Nasal Academy!

Paul Robinson - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Michael, you knose, that's Snot a bad idea...Thanks ~ ~ ~

Red Ant - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Had to listen to TOS again to rate this, but 555 for you. Whatever you have is contagious as it seems to bring out the 555's from everyone.

Paul Robinson - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Red Ant - thanks!

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