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Song Parodies -> "Toobin"

Original Song Title:

"Groovin"

Original Performer:

The Young Rascals

Parody Song Title:

"Toobin"

Parody Written by:

Roland

The Lyrics

CNN's Jeffrey Toobin was recently suspended when, during the week of Oct 12, 2020, he was caught...hmm...I'll let my parody tell my version of the story...If you're drinking, set it down!
Toobin
On a Monday afternoon
Doin'
What I felt I want to do

I like it when I get my
Friends together
And we discuss things like the
Time or weather
There's nothing like it when they're
On my screen and

Toobin
With my laptop on my desk
Turnin'
Cameras on and all the rest

There's always the chance that they
Just might see
My eyelids flutter as in
ecstasy
I must be careful playing
In my seat, I'm

Toobin
Cam panned down while on the Zoom
Busted
Couldn't cut away too soon
No, no, no, no

Ah haha
Ah haha
Ah hahaahhhhh

They couldn't let me carry
On this way
But CNN would like to
Have me stay
They seem to think the world would
Like to see
Me playing joyfully
with my newly
Freed willie

Toobin
(I'm never lonely)
When I drop my pantaloons
Toobin
'Cause my palm's my girlfriend, too
No, no, no, no

Toobin
Ah ha aahaa


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CML - October 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Funny you should mention drinking and Toobin. i'm about to do a parody that combines both those activities. I think it's a classic, too
Jonathan - October 27, 2020 - Report this comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Y25FT7DxE 5s...
Euphemism - October 29, 2020 - Report this comment
He was tuggin' his toob, you might say...

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