-> "Loving Getting Old"
Original Song Title:
"Love Is All Around"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Loving Getting Old"
The Lyrics
I feel like playing bingo
And watching daytime shows
I'm loving getting old
And show my peeling toes
I smell like rotten wind
My aching back, it groans
Some people really hate it
Come on and hear them moan
You know i'm cenile
I'm deaf as well
My mind's gave up
With that cough mint smell
I carry hankies
Fisherman's friends
'Cause now I'm old
I'm not with trends
I see a youth before me
I hit him with my bag
I hate all under 16s
They all smoke dope and fags
He gave the finger to me
So I phoned up the police
He got an 8 month ASBO
Now I can live in peace
You know I hate mess
And paying bills
I tidy up
Just before my pills
I hold up queues
And I need a hand
My pension's worth
A hundred grand
I watch my western films
I go to bed at 9
I wake up really early
I look like frankenstien
Wear coats in summertime
Go to the front of lines
Because i'm 69
And all I do is whine
My nails are filled with grime
I like reporting crimes
My false teeth really shine
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