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Song Parodies -> "O'Brien Speaks Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Tokens

Parody Song Title:

"O'Brien Speaks Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

We-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e-e-will stamp your face today
We-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e-e-will stamp your face today

Orwellaway. Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway
Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway
Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway, orwellaway
Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway

With the truncheon, the mighty truncheon
O'Brien speaks tonight
With the truncheon, the fearsome truncheon
O'Brien speaks tonight

We-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e-e will love Big Bruth today
(Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Owellaway)
(Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway)
We-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e--e will love Big Bruth today
(Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway)
(Orwellaway, orwellaway, Orwellaway, Orwellaway)

With the voltage, the shriekful voltage
O'Brien speaks tonight
With the voltage, the frightening voltage
O'Brien speaks tonight

We-e-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e will betray our love today
(Room 101, Room 101, Room 101, Room 101)
(Room 101, Room 101, Room 101, Room 101)
We-e-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e will betray our love today
(Room 101, Room 101, Room 101, Room 101)
(Room 101, Room 101, Room 101, Room 101)

Speak my Winston, have fear my Winston
The brown rat squeeks tonight
Speak my Winston, betray my Winston
Or brown rat feeds tonight

Woe oh oh, Woe oh oh, Woe unto Julia today
(Orwellianway, Orwellianway, Orwellianway, Orwellianway)
(Orwellianway, Orwellianway, Orwellianway, Orwellianway)
Cause we-e-e-e-e-he-e-e-e-e betrayed our love today
B-r-r-r-ring the fear and stamped his face today
(Orwellianway, Orwellianway, Orwellianway, Orwellianway)
(Orwellianway, Orwellianway, Orwellianway, Orwellianway)

We-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e-e stamped on his face today
We-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e-e stamped on his face today

(For my encore .... I saw this parody fragment (only four lines) of the same OS which dealt with the John Bobbitt incident in the Amiright archives yesterday. And I thought to myself, "Maybe I could flesh this one out just a little" So here I go. This was written by a one timer named Candy BTW)

We-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-EEK-e-e-e-e will cut the wood away
We-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-EEK-e-e-e-e will cut the wood away

Thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway
Thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway
Thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway
Thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway

In the bedroom the violent bedroom
The wifey creeps tonight
In the bedroom, the violent bedroom
Lorena wields a knife

We-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e did cut the wood away
(Aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack*
Aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack)
We-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e did cut the wood away
(Aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack
Aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack, aweinerwhack)

Near a culvert, the peaceful culvert
The weiner lies tonight
In the ER, unquiet ER
The weiner's packed in ice

We-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e will restore your wood today
(Yourwoodtoday, yourwoodtoday, yourwoodtoday, yourwoodtoday
Yourwoodtoday, Yourwoodtoday, yourwoodtoday, yourwoodtoday)
We-e-e-e-e-eE-E-e-e-e-e will restore your wood today
(Yourwoodtoday, yourwoodtoday, yourwoodtoday, yourwoodtoday
Yourwoodtoday, yourwoodtoday, yourwoodtoday, yourwoodtoday)

Hush my Bobbit, dont fear my Bobbit
She's in a cell tonight
Hush, my Johnnie, dont fear my Johnnie
The surgeon sews tonight

Woe ho ho, woe ho ho .. wifey got her vengeance today
(Thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway)
(Thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway)
Cause she-e-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e did whack your wood today
Br-r-r-r-r-ing the blade and whacked your wood today
(Thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway
Thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway, thewoodaway)

She-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e-e did cut his wood away
She-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e-e did cut his wood away

*The one line from Candy's parody that I kept

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Pacing: 3.8
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Total Votes: 13

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Lucy Lement - September 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks for combining one of my favorite songs with one of my favorite books into a clever parody!
Callmelennie - September 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Which book is that, Lucy ..... "1984" or "John and Lorena: A Love Story" ;-D
CML - September 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Hold on, Lennie. Didn't Tolkien cover this story in his book, "The Bobbitt: An Unexpected Surgery"
Jonathan - September 09, 2016 - Report this comment
hmm... maybe somebody oughta pull a bobbit on Anthony Weiner (most appropos name ever by the way!) 5's
Daniel - September 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Points for topic, but repetitious and a bit annoying. 5-4-4
Callmelennie - September 10, 2016 - Report this comment
You may be right Daniel. That might be a drawback to writing two of them at once. I was actually getting a little mentally fatigued by the end of the submission because I was using a library computer with a time limit. I was rushing things at the end.

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