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Song Parodies -> "Damn Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"My Girl"

Original Performer:

The Temptations

Parody Song Title:

"Damn Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

More on the miserable plight of the substandard spy "Boris Badinov", who is once again (and always) defeated and foiled by Rocky the Flying Squirrel & Bullwinkle the Stupid Moose...I've included one more verse than the Original Song contains because I just couldn't help myself...
Thees is Boris; hear me now complain
Stupid Moose and Squirrel foil me every day
Thees makes me say
"Moose and Squirrel should go away"
Damn Squirrel; Moose and that damn Squirrel (Damn Squirrel)

Thees is not real funny; at least not to me
I Theenk Fearless Leader will now be peessed, you see
I know today
Just what he ees gonna say
"A squirrel? You're fooled by a squirrel? (a squirrel)

You will pay!
You fool!
You fool!

I've got foxy lady; eet does me no good
Squirrel don't care 'bout sex; Moose, he likes only food
Natasha say
"Stupid Moose don't want to lay
nor Squirrel - Rocky don't want girl" (no girls)

They don't care about money, or sex or dope
Makes me so frustrated; I'm beyond all hope
What would tempt me
Don't faze them eets plain to see
Damn Squirrel; Stupid Moose and Squirrel (Damn Squirrel)

Here I now sit; and I steel complain
Damn Squirrel!
I wish that he would go away
That Damn Squirrel

~ ~ ~ (Out to fade) ~ ~ ~

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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alvin rhodes - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderfully squirrely...5s
Robert J. Pagliaro - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job. Love this cartoon.
Paul Robinson - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin & bobbypags - Thanks...
Jeff Reuben - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent Paul! Gotta love Boris.
Paul Robinson - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff!
George Costanza - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
We have no deal with the squirrels!
Johnny D - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Vunderful, dahhlink. Vhere eez Meester Duncan, he eez such a fan of zat Moose and Squirrel.
Paul Robinson - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD...I haven't been around too much lately...been very busy at work and will probably remain so for a few more weeks.

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