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Song Parodies -> "I Got Shot By Dick's Double-Pump"

Original Song Title:

"Double Shot of My Baby's Love"

Original Performer:

the Swinging Medallions

Parody Song Title:

"I Got Shot By Dick's Double-Pump"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

I've been very busy at work lately, so I haven't posted or even looked in much lately...but this one was almost automatic when I heard about Dick Cheney's latest antic escapade...for those of you hiding in a cave (and that includes you, Mr. Bin Laden), Vice-President Dick Cheney shot a hunting partner in Texas on Saturday...and apparently decided that the episode wasn't particularly newsworthy...Well, that's grumpy ole Dick for ya'...
(Instrumental intro)

I went out hunting
with Vice-President Dick
Stalking small game
out in the sticks
With what happened to me this day
I sure am lucky
that I am OK (Oh, yeah)
I went out to pick up
a bird I had snuffed
a shotgun blast hit me
right in my duff
from 'bove my spine
did trickle some blood
Because I had been shot by
Dick's double-pump

I got shot by Dick's double-pump
(Ow-ow-ouch)
My face looks like I have the mumps
(Ow-ow-ouch)
Now there's buckshot stuck in my rump
Because I looked like a deer
to that crazy grump

I felt the sting
and my cheek did bleed
So I hollered,
"Dick, don't shoot me"
He shouted back
"You can't fool me, you deer"
Well, no way was that
what I wanted to hear
Rose up to speak
but I soon had to duck
It's a good thing for me
that old Dick was so drunk
Still, my heart began to
beat like a drum
when I heard Dick re-load
that old double-pump

Dick reloaded his double-pump
(the guy's nuts!)
being stalked by that crazy grump
(what a putz!)
Was afraid that I would soon be snuffed
by that Crazy Dick with his double-pump

Shot in the butt by that crazy grump
(Ow-ow-ouch)
He's a nut; that old-crazy frump
(what a grouch)
Got shotgun pellets stuck in my rump
'Cause I just got shot by
Dick's double-pump

(Sound of wild shot-guns blasts and "Crazy Dick' yelling "Hot damn! I've bagged a deer!" In instrumental parts that run out to the Fade)

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Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Funniest one so far... but, like the Bush Administration, I may change my story to fit the facts.
Kristof Robertson - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Paul! This is VERY chucklesome. Bravo! 555
alvin rhodes - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
title of the day
Paul Robinson - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys...Hey, alvin...titles are my specialty...lol...
Johnny D - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
HAR!! The blasted blighter took a blunderbuss blast in the poop-deck, HAR!! ARRRGH!! Welcome back on board, Cap'n Robinson!
Paul Robinson - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD...my presence will likely be quite sporadic for the next few weeks at least.
John Barry - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This one pumped me up. 555 gauge
Paul Robinson - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB ~ ~ ~
Adagio - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS very well, but I tust your pacing...welcome back for a while..: ) 5's
Paul Robinson - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat...you mean you DON'T remember this song from the 60's? LOL...gosh, it was on the radio constantly when I was about 16, I think...of course, you were probably a toddler then ~ ~ ~
Larry Hensley - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but thanks for telling us what happened at the top of the page. Now that I know what happened, I find these parodies even funnier.
Paul Robinson - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You're welcome, Larry...sometimes these topical parodies need a little introduction...Jeez, I've been so busy at work lately that I didn't even know about this until I finally checked out the news headlines for a minute or so at work this morning.

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