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Song Parodies -> "Hitler's Flight"

Original Song Title:

"Edelweiss"

Original Performer:

The Sound of Music Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Hitler's Flight"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Hitler's flight, Hitler's flight
The Ju-52 is waiting
Schedule right, bunker exit turn right
U6 Underground side tunnel to freedom
Tiergarten you go to the Hohenzollerndamm row
Victory Column as Control Tower
Hitler's flight, Hitler's flight
Leaving the Fatherland forever!

Schedule tight to Denmark in flight
Tonder, then on to Travemunde
Ju-252 slow to Rues in Spain you know
Catholic Ratlines a favor
Hitler's flight, Hitler's flight
Captain Paul Baumgart got you out- clever!

Later, U-boat to Pantagonia
Argentina hailed from the bunker...

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Patrick - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
If Zhukov and Eisenhower come, I'm leaving the country.
Historian - January 21, 2017 - Report this comment
An appropriate OS to mock, all things considered!
Larry Hensley - January 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Interesting parody, don't know of the accuracy however (the historical record that has existed all these years is probably accurate)
Rob Arndt - January 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Larry, No. There never was any photographic nor forensic proof of the April 30th account of Hitler and Eva's death. The official account is falsified by Hugh Trevor-Roper (British war historian) who lied about the witness testimony. He fabricated a false timeline based on reading the Russian interrogation transcripts which had contradictory statements and impossible feats. Consider that the bunker had two levels of heavily reinforced concrete that could hide the sound of a submarine diesel engine running full power. No way anyone on that lower level heard a gunshot behind closed doors. Second, Goebbels was instructed by Bormann before exiting to call two Doppelgangers and a paid actress to the bunker for execution. One was shot in the head and the other murdered above in the Reichschancellory. The female was poisoned. Their bodies were found along with all the shot and poisoned dogs from the bunker. Hitler and Eva were never found by Marshall Zhukov, the NKVD, or Stalin. Stalin admitted to Eisenhower that Hitler had either escaped to Spain or Argentina. Last transmission out of the bunker was to Tierra del Fuego, Argentina. The account given above is from recently declassified FBI, OSS-CIA, US Army, US Government, MI6, Argentine military records, and other European intelligence documents. 16,000 in all which align. Bormann's fate was also falsified. He didn't die on foot near Lehrter Station, hit by artillery. He died in S America too and the red clay on his skeletal remains is not indigenous to either Berlin or Germany. It came from his S American gravesite and is 100% match! Captain Paul Baumgart flew Hitler out on a Ju-52 using the Hohenzollerndamm improvised airstrip Hanna Reitsch used getting von Greim in and later she used to get out of Berlin. In her testimony, she mentioned the strange Ju-52 sitting in reserve when she left the day before Hitler, Eva, Bormann, and Waffen SS bodyguards left. German soldiers were buried postwar in both Spain and Argentina. 30,000 Nazis escaped to Argentina and a total of 250,000 to S America. $39 Billion went with them as well as patents of advanced technology and stolen art. All of this is fact. The claimed Hitler skull fragment was exposed as a hoax in 2004 by DNA. It was of a 40 year old woman! Not even Eva Braun. The Russians now refuse to allow access to a claimed jawbone and the claimed dental account was from one of Hitler's many dentists and from memory!!! All lies.
Omni-Science - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Amazing that you too also know all this.
Rob Arndt - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Yes, even before the declassified releases because every Intel agency was searching for Hitler in 1945. There were no bodies found and no proof of death. The sofa photo with blood just means someone was shot there. The Doppelganger with a head shot wound was not shot through the mouth, so it seems fairly obvious that he was executed. Zhukov had the Red Army and NKVD searched every inch of Berlin for Hitler and Eva. They found nothing. The makeshift airstrip on the Hohenzollerndamm is mentioned by Hanna Reitsch in her books. It's how she got in via Fieseler Storch and out in an Arado 96. The exits were known too. One beneath the bunker to the U6 Underground and shafts leading to Templehof and other platforms near the Tiergarten. The last transmission to Tierra del Fuego was known too. And all witness testimony was retracted as well as contradictory. Bormann was condemned in absentia at the Nuremberg Trials. So nobody believed he was dead either. The newly released information just fills in the blanks... Btw, I specialize in the Third Reich and my father worked as inspector for Intel services. In the 1970s, for example, the US was still working on disc aircraft designs and powerplants of the Reich, mercury ion propulsion, the Peenemunde rail gun, the concept of maglev train by DRG, as well as German stealth before turning to Soviet faceting. RAM and RAS still originate with the Horten Ho-IX. I have decades of knowledge you don't have and have life experience with things you will never see and weapons you will never handle nor fire. It's obvious you don't know me.
Genug Davon! - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Rob, you ended your last comment with "I have decades of knowledge you don't have and have life experience with things you will never see and weapons you will never handle nor fire. It's obvious you don't know me." It's that sort of pugnacious and egregious braggadocio that makes many of your comments repulsive and unreadable. Wake up! This behavior is nuts. You hadn't even been challenged. I sincerely hope you are self-aware enough not to reply.
Rob Arndt - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I also suggest to anyone who wants to know more about how the Nazis survived past May 8, 1945 read The Red House Report (backed by U S Military Intelligence Report EW-Pa 128 Nov 27, 1944), all available books & materials on the Nazi Werwolf guerilla movement 1945-1947 (SS directed Hitler Youth), the I.G. Farben NW-7 industrial spies that escaped, any references on Odessa or Die Spinne (The Spider) network that smuggled Nazis into South America. There are also new books on the German atomic bomb and Die Glocke (The Bell Device). Germany detonated two mini nukes in 1945 before America. One in January 1945 on the isle of Reugen in the Baltic and the second on March 4, 1945 in Thuringia. The latter blast results are visible from the air and was seen on the TV documentary "Hunting Hitler." The German "Foo Fighters" are verified as well as an EM Cannon in the US military document German Capabilities for 1945 written in 1944. German disc aircraft were admitted by the USAF in 1995 under FOIA request by Jim Wilson of Popular Mechanics, but remain classified until 2020. Jonastal S.III complex classified until 2045 by AEC. My books can be read here:

1) http://discaircraft.greyfalcon.us/
2) http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/
3) Unusual German Small Arms and Infantry Weapons of World War II is PDF at www.veteranarny.cz
P. Kurtz - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Re: Die Glocke. The most incredible of the Nazi Wunderwaffen, known as Die Glocke, which means the Bell, is said to have been a saucer shaped aircraft, usually powered by a pair of rotating drums containing a mysterious iridescent purple liquid. It is this family of Nazi flying saucers, known by various nicknames and designations, that most of the Wunderwaffe mythology certers around. In all of the data and materials captured by the occupying forces, nothing remotely like the Bell was ever discovered, alluded to, or even imagined. There is, quite simply, no record indicating that anything like it existed, outside of the undocumented claims made by a number of authors and individuals decades later.
As for "Foo Fighters," their sightings by Allied pilots have been dismissed as the appearance of electrical discharge (St. Elmo's fire) from their own wingtips, while the pilots were experiencing vertigo.
Rob Arndt - January 22, 2017 - Report this comment
In Chronological order of claim. The Foo Fighters appeared over France in November '44 and were documented by the 415th NFS. They came from the ground and got within 300 ft of bomber and intruder aircraft using an electrostatic discharge weapon to disable the engines and allied warning radars. Speed: 526 mph. They were reported in the NY Times as a German secret weapon and in other newspapers. The Brits called them "Kraut Meteors." Transfers by U-boat meant the Japan received them too and they were sighted by the 20th and 21st BGs by hundreds of airmen. The proof of their existence in in the US military document German Capabilities for 1945 under the US designation Phoo Bomb. They were in fact multiple weapons: AEG Kugelwaffen, WNF Feuerball, ZW Kugelblitz, and anti-radar coated Siefenblasen (Soap Bubbles). Photographic proof exists of them, verified sightings in the ETO, MTO, and PTO, and in the official document mentioned. The electrostatic gun mechanism was discovered by US troops at Oberammergau along with the MK-213 revolver cannon, and Me P.1101 variable wing sweep fighter that became the Bell X-5 postwar. These are solid facts that cannot be disputed. As for Die Glocke, it was an SS project that used Xerum 525 which contained red mercury antimony. It was inscribed with Sanskrit and Runic occult markings. It levitated and ran off an entire power plant. It had to be tethered. Some claim it was an ANGRAV power unit and others a Zeitmaschine. The US Govt initially dismissed it but when pressure was put on over a similar bell-shaped object that fell from the sky over Kecksburg, PA postwar known as the Acorn recovered by US troops, the US Govt reversed its position and claimed the Bell Device not only existed but was a sophisticated X-ray centrifuge. Centrifuges aren't kept in a fortified mineshaft complex and do not levitate! Btw, the USAF after denying German disc craft for 50 years reversed itself in 1995 and admitted them. Avro Canada disclosed 16 German designs considered when Dr. Richard Miethe led their programs. And 7 German disc engineers applied for disc patents post-1955 when aviation was allowed again in West Germany!!! My book covers all of this, so stop wasting my time. All the BIOS, CIOS, FIAT, and other military documents are fully cited there. You are sadly unaware of real history. And finally the Roswell craft was German too. A Horten Ho-X design 3 built in the US along with a Horten Parabola copy and 5 Zippermayr Pfeil razorwing prototypes. I can guarantee you know nothing of these craft. My dad saw them firsthand.My book covers them in detail.
P. Kurtz - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Don't blame me for wasting your time. You waste it yourself by answering me with the embroidered half-truths (or alternative facts) of a folklorist. What you write is as substantive as the blobs of light known collectively as Foo Fighters.
Rob Arndt - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
That's amazing since I've cited everything claimed with official documentation and in proper chronological order. In order of coverage for Foo Fighters as German weapons:

- Reuters December 13, 1944 Floating Mystery Ball is New Nazi Mystery Weapon
- New York Times released December 14, 1944
- United States Air Force, 1944, "An Evaluation Of German Capabilities In 1945", Maxwell Air Force Base, Alabama, USA, this and other information related to Phoo Bombs can be found on microfilm rolls A-1007-1652, A-5729-2040
- Combined Intelligence Objectives Sub-Committee Report Number156, "Report On Flugfunk Forschungsinstitut Oberpfaffenhofen F.F.O. Establishments
-- Rothkugel, Klaus-Peter, page 31, Das Geheimnis der Deutschen Flugscheiben

I have left out Renato Vesco's account in his book "Intercept UFO" from 1976 and German Research Project, 1999, "German Death Rays Part Two:The German And American Governmental Evidence", P.O. Box 7, Gorman, CA. 93243-0007 USA in case you disagree with independent author sources.

I can also furnish you with the entire log of sightings chronologically from the 415th NFS if you wish. Again, you are proven a fool. And I can cite all day.

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