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Song Parodies -> "Spayed Cats Snooze"

Original Song Title:

"Stray Cat Blues"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Spayed Cats Snooze"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Here's one to a raunchy sounding OS from the 'Stones "Beggar's Banquet" LP from the 60's...
[instrumental intro]

[spoken kind of low during instrumental intro]

{Yeah, he wants my tail...}

I see this tomcat hangin' outside my door
I know he's lookin' for a pussy
I use to want him but now he seems a snore
But now it doesn't matter
This here cat's got no time

That cat out there, he is so burly and bold
And he's attracted to me
But I don't care now; He just can go home
'Cause now it doesn't matter
If he sits there and whines

'Cause now - I'm a gray spayed cat
So now - I don't care 'bout that
You see - when you spay a cat
She just lays around the house and eats; gets fat
She's just another pampered old house "puddy-tat"

It was so weird then when I was in heat
But I don't miss it; was a bother
Now when I see that horny tom-cat out there
It just doesn't matter
He can sit there and cry
Oh, yeah

[brief instrumental break]

I used to go out and get attached to that cat
I sit here now and wonder why I did that

He's out there yearning right now but I just want food
He howls and yowls; I don't care
He's all riled up, yeah, he sure wants to screw
To me that doesn't matter
There's no reason or rhyme

Because - I've been spayed; and that's that
And now - I'm a fat house cat
I'm now - asleep where you sat
It's nice and warm there now; think I'll take me a nap
I wonder just what I ever saw in that sap...

[Long instrumental jam out to end Fade]
{Lots of "meows" and "feed me cat chow" and howling sounds during instrumentals out to fade}

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alvin rhodes - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderfully written and fun
Paul Robinson - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, alivn - glad you enjoyed it. Yeah, it was fun to record, too. Boy, did I have a hard time getting onto the InterNet this morning. And then once I got on it took forever to get this site to open it's front page...and is taking forever to get around inside the site, too....Of course, I'm at home with dial-up today...miss that high-speed 'all-you-can-eat" type connection I get at
Lionel Mertens - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I see this was a narration by your cat. Threw me for a sec. 5's
MrMacphisto - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... cute
Adagio - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute! 5's You recorded this?
carol - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
It's purrrrfect! 5's
Paul Robinson - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Lioinel - yeah, I could see the possibility for a little confusion...Mac & carol - thanks! Pat - yeah, I'll send a copy from work Monday morning.
Meriadoc - February 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Just ran across this. What carol said. :-)

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