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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Keep No (Good Erection)"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Get No (Satisfaction)"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Keep No (Good Erection)"

Parody Written by:

Aint Got Time For The Game

The Lyrics

I can't keep no good erection,
I can't keep no good erection.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't keep no, I can't keep no.

Yeah, my life doesn't feel whole
Cause I'm only seventeen years old
But I'm impotent like Bob Dole
Only time I feel sensation
Is all alone in my isolation.
I can't keep no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't keep no good erection,
I can't keep no good erection.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't keep no, I can't keep no.

Went to a hooker on the street
She was sure she could succeed
Despite my anxiety.
But after two hours, I still couldn't cum
So she gave me a full refund.
I can't keep no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, it never stays.

I can't keep no good erection,
And I can't have no orgasm.
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't keep no, I can't keep no.

Went I went to my physician
I need Viagra, will you give me that?
See I'm failing on this mission
He tells me better only take half, so it's more weak
See we don't want no circus freak.
I can't keep no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, it never stays.

I can't keep no, I can't keep no,
I can't keep no good erection,
no good erection, no good erection, no good erection.

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