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Song Parodies -> "(I Think I've Got) Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"(I Can't Get No ) Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"(I Think I've Got) Constipation"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Im back again
I think I've got constipation, I think Ive got constipation
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
IVE GOT IT , NO! Calt believe it!
When Im sitting on the john, and Im waiting for something to come
I think I need some laxative , actually I do now
There's no evacuation

I JUST GOT IT! . Oh, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I think I've got constipation, I think Ive got constipation
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
Got it I do! I do I know!

Now Im rushin' to the store, to get some MYlanta
Or some of exlax
So I can take it and it
Should get me cured from it
"
I hope Im cured!. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, hey
Now I say yay!
I now have no constipation, I have now no constipation
And I tried, and tried, and I tried
I DON'T HAVE IT!, OH NO MORE NO!

I had too much spicy food
Not again, I wotn try that
And now that I am cuyred, it tells me
Spray some air freshener
So my bathroom, it doenst reek
And now Im cured!. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, hey
Now I say yay!
I now have no constipation, I have now no constipation
No constipation, no constipation
2005 Jack Wilson

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Michael Pacholek - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
What's the difference between this song and its subject? The song has quite a bit of good movement.
Spaff.com - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job, Local Celeb. I'm seeing the Stones in November, so I've been trying to come up with a "Satisfaction" parody that addresses the physiological problems of guys that age. You beat me to it.
Jack Wilson - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Mike and Spaff!

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