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Song Parodies -> "Ben Affleck"

Original Song Title:

"Paint It Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Ben Affleck"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

First Rolling Stones parody
There is an actor with the name of Ben Affleck
His films have been a bore since Gigli came out
His career's on the line, I think he's gonna go
He's gone out with Gwyneth, Jen Garner and J. Lo

He won an Oscar for a film with Damon, Matt
Called "Good Will Hunting" , he did so well with that
He's done some Kevin Smith films, like "Chasing Amy"

Ms. Garner is Ben's Jennifer number 2
I could not see her and him make a Gigli 2
Ive even heard that she's pregnant with Affleck's little kidI
f it is true it'll be his most successful release
There is an actor with the name of Ben Affleck
His films have been a bore since Gigli came out
His career's on the line, I think he's gonna goH
e's gone out with Gwyneth, Jen Garner and J. Lo
Im seein' his career fade to black, " Gigli" and ""Daredevil"
What's happening to this guy now?
I bet Matt Damon's hangin, his head in shame, yeah
2005 Jack Wilson

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 3.8

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Paul Robinson - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good, Jack, but the internal line word sounds really are choppy with the OS song pace...it doesn't flow smoothly in places. 4-4-4
Red Ant - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Just heard this yesterday on the radio. Very good but like Paul said the flow is a bit choppy. 454
Rick C - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
444 for the aforementioned reasons.
Adagio - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Kind of follows the flow, but parts seem to be missing. 4/4/3
Jack Wilson - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul, REd Ant, Rick and Pat!
Agrimorfee - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Great idea poorly executed. Sorry Jack. 434.
Jack Wilson - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Agri:Thats ok Everyoone whop hanst check out Claude Prez's more violent version of this LOL

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