-> "Health Insurance"
Original Song Title:
"Satisfaction "
Parody Song Title:
"Health Insurance"
The Lyrics
I can't afford health insurance
I can't afford health insurance
Priced too high
Priced too high
Priced too high
Priced too high
I can't afford I can't afford
When our prez comes on the TV screen
Telling us bout an affordable scheme
Where everyone must enroll
Or else pay a yearly tax time toll
I can't afford
Pay pay pay
That's what they say
I can't afford health insurance
I can't afford health insurance
Priced too high,priced too high,priced too high
I can't afford, I can't afford
Cause there's now a law that I should heed
Written by and for the health care industry
And on paper it will cost much less
But it's just a big bureaucratic mess
I can't afford
No no no
Pay pay pay
That's what they say
I can't afford health insurance
I can't afford health insurance
Priced too high,priced too high,priced to high
I can't afford
When I'm signed up for plan 'A'
And a clerk asks for today's copay
Then they tell me I won't be seen
Cause the Doc's network is in plan 'B'
Then they tell me don't be so surprised
And at least it isn't socialized
I can't afford
No no no
Pay pay pay
That's what they say
I can't afford, I can't afford
No health insurance
No health insurance
I can't afford
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