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Song Parodies -> "Stompin' Mad Vlad"

Original Song Title:

"Jumping Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Stompin' Mad Vlad"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

I had always wanted to parody "Jumping Jack Flash" and to do something about this current event .. and suddenly it was there.
Mad Putin!!*

I was born in a bombed out cityscape
And I howled at how my Mother Rus was raped
But it's all wrong now
In fact its quite sad
But its all wrong now
I'm stompin Mad Vlad
I'm the First Comrade

I was raised by a loveless, zombie hag
I was schooled by the street thugs of Leningrad
And its all wrong now
In fact its a real mess
And its all wrong now
Im Stompin' Mad Vlad
The Vozhd* from Leningrad

She was down, Moy Maht* was prostrate, left for dead
And I frowned at the Glavniy Vrag's* eastward spread
I took ground with no thought
Of the boys who bled (nyet, nyet, нет!)
I've unwound, lost the plot inside my head (Боже Мой!)*

But its all wrong now
In fact, I've gone mad
I'm Stomping Mad Vlad
I've gone mad, mad, mad

Stompin' Mad Vlad, hes gone mad
Stompin' Mad Vlad, hes gone mad
Stompin' Mad Vlad, hes gone mad .....

*Vozhd -- The Big Boss, a word that was sometimes used to describe Stalin ... *Moy Maht -- My mother (Rusdia, that is) .... *Glavniy Vrag -- Main Enemy (NATO) .... *Bozhe Moy! -- Oh my God!

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CML - March 16, 2022 - Report this comment
"Hopping Mad Vlad" would have worked just as well. Perhaps a little bit better ...... if not a whole helluva lot better.
Dylan Baranski - March 17, 2022 - Report this comment
Regardless, I think "Stompin' Mad Vlad" works quite well. Here's 555 Javelin missiles for you!
Chris Wolvie - March 20, 2022 - Report this comment
Dunno how you kept the "T***p/P***n" bot from giving you thirteen 111s by having "One of They Who Must Not Be Named" in your parody...but here are some 555s!

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