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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye, Ruthie Ginsburg"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby Tuesday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye, Ruthie Ginsburg"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

It has now been sixty days since a frail 85 year old woman named Ruth Ginsberg suffered a fall which cracked three of her ribs (no doubt other injuries as well) Then, in the hospital, she underwent surgery for cancer where half of one of her lungs was removed. Now 60 days have passed with no sign that this very famous woman has left the hospital. All we have are stories from "sources" saying Ginsberg have made public appearances or has had private meetings at the Supreme Court, but no photos please ... Hmmmmm.
They will never say where she done went
Sixty days dont matter to the Dems
While the Court's in dock
Or at the "Union" talk
No one knows. She doesn't show

Good Bye, Ruthie Ginsberg
Who can know the state of you
When no show with ever new day
Well we got some questions

Dont question 'bout her recent surgery
They'll tell that there's nothing there to see
They just wont explain
As to why she's made no gains
Or if she's lost. The thing gets glossed

Good Bye, Ruthie Ginsberg
Who could blame the angst for you
When no change with every new day
Feel there's stuff amiss here

There's no need to fret, I heard them say
Chase that snipe before it slips away
Lying all the time
Lose your Court and you .. will lose your mind
Ain't Don unkind

Good Bye, Ruthie Ginsburg
Who can name the state of you
When you're gone with every new day
Feel there's stuff amiss here

Good Bye, Ruthie Ginsburg
What con game is played on you
It's so strange that every new day
Still there are no pic clues
It's suspicious enough, even before you realize Progressive Dems have pulled this stunt before -- when they hid the fact that Woodrow Wilson had suffered a stroke in his second term. Come to think of it, they also hid the fact that FDR was a complete physical wreck who had, by the end of his third term, no more than six months to live

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Ruth Bader GinsBorg - February 19, 2019 - Report this comment
You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Locutus of Borg - February 19, 2019 - Report this comment
And here's a little Borg--mas carol to hammer home the point, MAGA subcreatures ......... Oh resistance is clearly futile .. So say I in voice Locutile .. Absorption is the way to go .. Make it so, make it so, make it so
Patrick - February 19, 2019 - Report this comment
Saw her on TV this morning. Says she is not planning to quit. She's the reason there is all this talk about impeaching Donald Trump.

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