I saw my realtor and she said to paint them white
No red and black rooms now, they should all be plain white
She said most buyers want to see dull, boring walls
And if I don't comply, I'll not get any calls

The realtor looked in back and said to clean the yard
And after seeing it, she said it would hard
All the plants are overgrown, the weeds have run amok
That big mess must be removed or I'll have much bad luck

I guess I should get rid of that roach family
It's for the customers -- bugs never bothered me
There's a pungent smell around from my cats, which number ten
I should have bought some litter boxes way back when

So many people say the place sure looks like hell
There is a lot of work to do before I sell
I'll put more effort in and try to get on track
At least I got rid of the meth lab in the back

I saw my realtor and she said to paint them white
No red and black rooms now, they should all be plain white
She said most buyers want to see dull, boring walls
And if I don't comply, I'll not get any calls

I have to do it, paint them, paint them white
White so bright, white and bland
I'll have to see the floors for the first time in years
I have to do it, paint them, paint them, paint them, paint them white!
Aaaaaargh!