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Song Parodies -> "Take The Black (Jon Snow)"

Original Song Title:

"Paint It Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Take The Black (Jon Snow)"

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The Lyrics

SPOILERS UP TO S06E03, don't read if you haven't watched
I saw my uncle Ben - I want to take take the black
But that's for evermore, there ain't no looking back
I'll spend my life on Wall while freezing head to toes
But I'll endure like any hero of great prose!

I leave my Winterfell and go to Castle Black
Meet brothers and new friends, then I say "What the heck?"
The Watch brothers should be knights, or such were my beliefs
But the guys I met were rapists, murderers and thieves

I look all way up north and near' get heart attack
The living dead, they want to give the wall a whack
Of course then, I am the hero, I can not end up dead
(Though I'm sure the same was thought by Catelyn, Robb and Ned)

I think the Season Five finale really blew
I would like to see if I'm gonna live anew
If I pretend enough that I am dead and done
I'm sure they'll all believe I'll never see the sun

I see a red witch and she said she brought me back
No dumb oaths anymore, don't have to wear the black
I can chase girls and try to take off all their clothes
I feel so free now that I've left my bros and crows

I want to flee till fainted, not come back!
Track through night, track through snow
I want to have some fun! 'Coz I can, that is why!
Don't care if I am fainted, sainted, tainted - just not black!

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Callmelennie - May 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Very good, Ogi. Ramsey Bolton is holding a trio of fives for you up at Winterfell. Come and see. ..... I think I may be the only regular to have done multiple GOT parodies -- to include Ygritt-ey Love (Zappa's "Dirty Love"); It's The End of The Starks As We Know Them (George Martin Die!); Tyrion, My Wayward Son and Red Wedding (Can't remember what that one was about ;-D) ... Come to my Author Page and see.
Ogi - May 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Callmelennie :) Yeah, haven't seen too many GoT parodies here, definitely gonna check yours tomorrow when I'll have time
Rob Arndt - May 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice parody - 555! Btw, S06E03= Ep 603. That's how it's done :)
Phil Alexander - May 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Not the only regular, CML - I've done a few myself (one recorded and on YouTube) :-) This is super, Ogi.
Callmelennie - May 18, 2016 - Report this comment
I'll save you some time, Ogi. I'm at 175 titles in the Author Index. If you click on "Extended Info" you'll find the titles in alphabetical order
Ogi - May 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob and Phil :) Don't worry CML, I didn't forget about you - just started reading some of your other song, there's some really great stuff there

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