-> "Take The Black (Jon Snow)"
Original Song Title:
"Paint It Black"
Parody Song Title:
"Take The Black (Jon Snow)"
I saw my uncle Ben - I want to take take the black
But that's for evermore, there ain't no looking back
I'll spend my life on Wall while freezing head to toes
But I'll endure like any hero of great prose!
I leave my Winterfell and go to Castle Black
Meet brothers and new friends, then I say "What the heck?"
The Watch brothers should be knights, or such were my beliefs
But the guys I met were rapists, murderers and thieves
I look all way up north and near' get heart attack
The living dead, they want to give the wall a whack
Of course then, I am the hero, I can not end up dead
(Though I'm sure the same was thought by Catelyn, Robb and Ned)
I think the Season Five finale really blew
I would like to see if I'm gonna live anew
If I pretend enough that I am dead and done
I'm sure they'll all believe I'll never see the sun
I see a red witch and she said she brought me back
No dumb oaths anymore, don't have to wear the black
I can chase girls and try to take off all their clothes
I feel so free now that I've left my bros and crows
I want to flee till fainted, not come back!
Track through night, track through snow
I want to have some fun! 'Coz I can, that is why!
Don't care if I am fainted, sainted, tainted - just not black!
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