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Song Parodies -> "Presitrump"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby Tuesday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Presitrump"

Parody Written by:

aRoT

The Lyrics

Ruby Tuesday was a natural for this send up of Super Tuesday 2016.
In Houston C N N lost control
Debate turned into circus show
Smart guys were sidelined
Kiss Carson Kasich good bye
Stolen by clowns Cruz Trump and Rubio

Bring on Super Tuesday
In Houston they ‘wupped’ you
You’ve been annoying in every debate
Cruz we’re gonna miss you

Christie forgot what he said before
Forgetting what he once stood for
Saying Trump is my man
That only Trump can
Beat Hillary come this next November

Almost Super Tuesday
Christie is so light on his feet
Changing his tune with every new day
Christie wants a cabinet seat

Trump is stirring up a guv-a-ner stew
They’re Palin LePage and Christie too
With the PresiTrump in charge
The possibilities are large
Surprises could come from that pot-luck crew

Come on Super Tuesday
You have better things to do
Than run another clown debate
Maybe Hillary could teach you

Trump loves to hear his voice talk
Even mentioning he once was a jock
He has so many plans
He is a multi-plan man
With no idea what he’s talking about

Hello Super Tuesday
When the questioners turn to him
Does Donald really have anything to say
Or does he just bully them

Republicans have long had things their way
Now their control is slipping away
That protected* elite
Are feeling the heat
As the unprotected* all vote on Super Tuesday

Bring on Super Tuesday
You have only yourselves to blame
Losing at your own rigged game
The Donald has TRUMPED you

Hello Super Tuesday
Show us now what you did
You must be having fun today
Whom from our clown bus did you rid

With one big star but lots of delegates
Texas had enough for but two candidates
Ted Cruz got the most
He’s not yet cold toast
Ted really needed to win this race

Goodbye Super Tuesday
Caucus and votes are now old news
Tho’ you could’ve had a better day
You left second place still confused

The adults know where The Donald came from
But that part is now over and done
Tuesday put Trump further ahead
The others were left as tho’ they were dead
The red party’s showing signs of coming undone
* ‘protected & unprotected’ from a recent Peggy Noonan editorial

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