Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Painted Black"

Original Song Title:

"Paint It Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Painted Black"

Parody Written by:

Fuzzbean

The Lyrics

This ain't about nobody:
I see a freckled nose and want it painted black
No pale skin any more, I want it painted black
I see the real Blacks walk by, dressed in summer clothes
I have to paint some more until my darkness grows

I tell a line of bullshit about being black
Still painting myself darker behind everyone's back
I see people scratch their heads and quickly look away
Oh did I miss a spot with my blacking spray?

I look inside myself and wish my heart was black
I see my white core I must have it painted black
Maybe then I'll blend right in and not have to face the facts
It's not easy taking a bath when you're just painted black

No more will Mom and Dad keep their goll-damn mouths closed
They've told the newspapers and now my career's hosed
Perhaps if I lay long enough out in the blazing sun
My skin will get so dark I'll really become one

I see a freckled nose and want it painted black
No pale skin any more, I want it painted black
I see the real Blacks walk by, dressed in summer clothes
I have to paint some more until my darkness grows

I wanna be all painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the white blotted out from my skin
I wanna be all painted, painted, painted, painted black

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   6
 6
 6
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Jonathan - March 15, 2016 - Report this comment
let me guess Justin Timberlake right? 5's
Rob Arndt - March 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Daring without being offensive- 555!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therollingstones211.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 851