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Song Parodies -> "Let's Spend The Night In Leather"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Spend The Night Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Let's Spend The Night In Leather"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

For some the "50 Shades of Grey" fad goes a little bit too far...
Yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes
Feeling perky when I’m wrapped in twine (Tied tight)
Yes, I’m quite quirky please treat me like slime (Won’t cry)
While I’m in bed spread my tongue on rawhide (Tongue on rawhide)
Feed me old bread, Shove my face in a pie
It’s fine if you brine my spine, Oh my
Let’s spend the night in leather
Because my pain’s also pleasure
Use some hot wax and feathers girl
Oh my my

Smack me with a gong right between the thighs (I’ll sigh)
Let’s spend the night in leather
Cause I just love to be traumatized (Oh yes)
Tie me in those tight tethers
Won’t need a cup, Harm won’t make me frown (won’t make me frown)
Grab BB guns start shootin’ me down, me down, me down
Oh BBs

Let’s spend the night in leather
50 Shades are so much better
Toss me out in cold weather
I’ll end up on a stretcher
Just as long as nothing’s severed

Know that I’m not whining, baby
More than just grinding baby
That whip you're striking baby, Ow!
A gimp suit's in my dresser
Burn me with those hot embers
Let's spend the night in leather now
Called swine, swine, swine, swine, swine, swine, swine

Pour honey and add some bees, It’s okay (Not flies)
Loving is always fresher
You’re no Cindy Crawford but you stay (My bride)
Don’t think that I’m a nutter
I’m overjoyed with every scream (With every scream)
I know this action will destroy me
Won't whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine

I shrug and say whatever
Not the kind to need love letters
Let’s spend the night in leather
In leather now!
Break spines, spines, spines, spines, spines, spines

Let's spend the night in leather
I'll take each bruise, Each bruise is my treasure, They're mine
Bedroom is my adventure
I'm tantalized and full of glee, Smack my hide
Come step on me you heifer
Coffee flows, It flows and lands to fry me, Oh my my
Bit by your Irish Setter
I beg you, hurt me, It's fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Go pull the secret lever
A-c'mon now! No mercy! Yikes, yikes, yikes
Let's spend the night in leather

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? - March 26, 2015 - Report this comment
I really liked this. Far better than most of the tripe on this site.

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