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Song Parodies -> "Titanic"

Original Song Title:

"Paint It Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

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The Lyrics

Part of my Ages of Amiright contest..................................... Event 8
I got a free pass for the new cruise Titanic
You bet your sweet ass, a nice break will do the trick
I get the poor guy’s suite doesn’t even have windows
I check for a life vest, but I can’t find one of those

The wealthy light cigars aboard the Titanic
The poor guys play beer pong until they all get sick
I go and hit on chicks, this Rose babe wants to play
So I get her tipsy, till she’s naked and I paint

I hold her on ship’s bow, she says, “I’m flying Jack!”
She said the same thing when she’s introduced to crack
Life was fun till I found out, the captain’s mind is thick
From now on I’ll choose Carnival, cause I’m done with Titanic

Was pissed at freaking seagulls, and all the sea sick puke
But now I’m so peeved cause my new complaint is huge
Navigator must be blind or maybe out to lunch
Iceberg, made our boat leak, and that sure packs a punch

I see a wet floor, as I slosh through Titanic
Soaked corridors and décor the room is flooded quick
Women and children first, guess the men don’t get to vote
Soon the whole boat is sunk, on a ship’s door we float

Hmmm… hmmm… hmmm

“Don’t ever board a “bragged” ship
Really bites
Water’s cold
When your captain is drunk
Navigator is high
You all just might end up soaking, soaking, soaking… Soaking Wet!

Hmmm… hmmm… hmmm

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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stuart mcarthur - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
You are the "King Of The Words" Matthias - no cracks here dude - great job - 555
Dylan Baranski - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
A Titanically good parody. 555 casualties for you (no offense to the people who died on the Titanic).
Ann Hammond - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
TJC - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Atmospheric fives! (and way cleverer than Terminators1 through 3!)
alvin - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
great take on a movie that i can only stand to watch the last hour of
Meriadoc - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
A Parody to Remember...ooops, wrong movie! ;-)
AFW - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
No iceberg, and no sinking this parody..good write
LPG-Unit - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice Jack and Rose parody, Matthias, 555 for you... - Blake = )
Peregrin - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I sunk three five's into your total :)
PMS - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
555 nautical smiles
Tomario - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment
"Three fives dead ahead!" great job and doesn't the drums sound like engines, very atmospheric.
Agrimorfee - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Very good synopsis of the film, and brave for not rhyming the key word of "black" from the OS.
bobpiecheese - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) 555 leagues uner the sea!
Michael McVey - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This kind of compares the Titanic disaster to the one that happened in Valdez, AK in 1989, which is interesting.
Below Average Dave - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Well, Matthias. . .I honestly have never heard Paint It Black (I know I'll get flack for that comment), so thank you for that, it's pretty cool. . .anyhow. . .Your words are funny here, and it paces pretty much perfect, my one quibble if you will, your rhyme scheme is very odd--as for singing, it just doesn't rhyme, that is just my opinion, and you know what I think about your work, so I hope that opinion doesn't hurt us any-but I want to be honest so you can trust me when I say fabulous too!
Cat - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Beer pong, and Kate Winslet on crack? I guess those are the deleted scenes they didn't want us to see! Great job.
Wolverine - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) I haven't seen the movie, but I've heard this song before (but never knew the title or that it was the Stones). Very funny, and if Leo's not getting Kate high on crack, I won't bother seeing the movie. I want to see Matthias' parody version.
Jack Wilson - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Dammit! Where were youn in 1998 when theyw ere deciding the song for the movie? THIS should be what we heard gazillion times instead of my Fart Will Go On

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