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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Get No White Trash Action"

Original Song Title:

"(I Cant Get No) Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Get No White Trash Action"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Ive had this idea running for a couple of weeks now, enjoy
I can't get no white trash action
I can't no skunk contraption
Cause you try, and I tried, wont ya try?
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm in a trailer park
And that man comes out to get roadkill
And he yells at me more and more
About how Im like a poser
Im not for the white trash nation.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

White trash gave no satisfaction
I can't get no white trash action
Cause you try, and I tried, wont ya try?
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm watchin my TV
And a man comes I tell him
That NASCAR just isn't for me
Well I can't be white trash cause I try to hunt road=
Kill and rodents they run from me
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no white trash action
I can't get road-kill contraption
When I try, and you try, cant ya try?
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm getting; my hair to grow
and I'm growin it, make it mullet crap
and I'm tryin to meet some girl
Who tells me that she wont marry unless the name's Bucky
Can't you see to them Im a freak?
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no, I can't get no,
I can't get no white trash action
no white trash action
No white trash action
NO ROADKILL
TRACTIONS!
2006 Jack "Local Celebrity"Wilson

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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Tommy Turtle - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny idea that doesn't quite match the pacing of the OS in a few places. Clever. 455
Adagio - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
A very good idea that you had here that didn't quite hit the mark.
Red Ant - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
It's finally here! I don't intimately know TOS, so I gave you the BotD on pacing. 5s.
Yoidy - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Hee haw, hee haw! Funny stuff!
Jack Wilson - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Tommy:Thanks!
Adagio: Ah, ok thanks anyways
Red Ant: I was wondering when youd comment, I waited to write this til l got my Chirstmas parodies out of the way ( check those out too). Im surprised Matthias hasnt shown up yet for this one.
Yoidy: Thanks!
Below Average Dave - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Today's entries are off the wall, I'm glad I'm not posting at the moment because I wouldn't have time to decipher everything if I was, 555 for a job well done. . .Pacing may have been dodgy, I don't know, it seemed alright to me, but it seems to be a recurring theme in the other opinions. . .I didn't try to perform it though.
Bill Clinton - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I wanna say this again: I did not... give... fives... on... this parody. Not a single time. Never.
Rex - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Great concept - trying to break INTO the white underclass? The lyrics seem a bit uneven to me though, like maybe you rushed this one.
Matthias - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this one. Fits the "White Trash Story" background them very well, I agree with Rex on how this does seem a bit rushed.
Max Power - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Parody's a dirty Joe
bobpiecheese - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artisty) Phew-ee! That's the best darn par-o-dee I done evr heard! 555 for you, lil' buddy. Yee-ha!
Syncronos - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Not intimate with TOS, but I like it!
Agrimorfee - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See Tommy Turtle and Rex's comments.
Below Average Dave - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry). . .My comment is above. . .:)
stuart mcarthur - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) couldn't you just pretend your name was Bucky - just for the one night? - would have made a good episode in Matthias's White Trash Album - 555
Ethan Mawyer - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This is an interesting idea, but the phrasing was a bit weird/didn't fit in places.
Mikey Squirrel - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Maybe you should hang out at more trailer parks. Pacing was a little off, but very well done, Jack.

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