Song Parodies -> I'm Not Your Maxi Pad
| Original Song Title: | "I'm Not Your Stepping Stone" |
| Original Performer: | The Monkees |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Not Your Maxi Pad" |
| Parody Written by: | 2LD4U |
Sorry if it is gross, but I bet some men out there feel this way!
I'm not your Maxi Pad!!!
(Repeat 4X)
We go out in the evening looking real good,
But during dinner you spit your food!
I never wear anything dry cleaned when I go out with you,
Cause doing so the garmets won't look new.
I'm not.....
(Repeat 4X)
You feel sad and you start to cry,
and you lean your head on my shoulder, oh my!
But when you lift your head up, I wan't to puke!
Cause pouring out of your nose on to me is goo!
(Instrumental Break with chorus, then repeat the first verse then the chorus again).
(Repeat 4X)
We go out in the evening looking real good,
But during dinner you spit your food!
I never wear anything dry cleaned when I go out with you,
Cause doing so the garmets won't look new.
I'm not.....
(Repeat 4X)
You feel sad and you start to cry,
and you lean your head on my shoulder, oh my!
But when you lift your head up, I wan't to puke!
Cause pouring out of your nose on to me is goo!
(Instrumental Break with chorus, then repeat the first verse then the chorus again).
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I used to write parodies like this. I have grown a lot since then. 322
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