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Song Parodies -> "Golden Retriever"

Original Song Title:

"Daydream Believer"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Golden Retriever"

Parody Written by:

Chad Doody

The Lyrics

Oh My Dogs covered in ticks and fleas, Likes to jump On the neighbors' knees.
He Goes and Chews my furniture and He pees.
Then i grab his ugly mug, Rub his nose down in the rug.
I Look Outside and see the holes he dug.
The dog tore up my jeans, Likes to chase the neighborhood teens.
Hes A Golden Retriver and A Home Destroying Machine.
He Poops On My Lawn, Stays up Barking until dawn.
If I Had it my way he'd be gone.
Theres Nothing about him that i like, He chews the tires on my bike.
I Really Oughta tell him to take a hike.
Wasnt A Pretty Scene, When He Ate my jelly beans.
Hes A Golden Retriver and A Home Destroying Machine.
Its not that hes Mean, Hes just stupid from what i've seen.
Hes A Golden Retriver and A House Destroying Machine.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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Jack Wilson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great, Chad! 555! I didnt even know you wrote a parody!
Katie - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
:LOL: That was was great Chad! Sounds like my dog sometimes.
roby - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
that IS my DOG chad !!! (well not anymore; i'm dumping him in YOUR backyard now)
TF - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody, man. That's hilarious.

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