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Song Parodies -> "Extreme Hay Fever"

Original Song Title:

"Daydream Believer"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Extreme Hay Fever"

Parody Written by:

The Stinker

The Lyrics

Oh, I get hives, every spring
From the pollen that it brings
My nose is blocked with runny, snotty things
This disease, I despise
Wipe my crusted itchy eyes
The nasal spray is cold, and it stings

Teared up wheezy sneeze
Oh, that late spring breeze
Gives me extreme hay fever
I've tried home remedies

Ryegrass, timothy
Mugwort, sorrel, and ragweed
Now you know how crappy life can be
Oh, and life really sucks bollocks
Around the vernal equinox
But how much do I really need to breathe

Teared up wheezy sneeze
Someone kill me please
I've got extreme hay fever
And some nasty allergies

Teared up wheezy sneeze
I hate this disease
I've got extreme hay fever
From this pollinated breeze

[instrumental interlude]

Teared up wheezy sneeze
F***ing allergies
I've got extreme hay fever
And there are no remedies

[repeat, fade, and die coughing]
copyright (C) 2008 by The Stinker, all rights reserved

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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alvin - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
nice job on this...especially iked the bollocks / equinox rhyme
John Barry - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Gotta be the first parody with "vernal equinox." Nice work.
Peregrin - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
3 x 5 from this severe allergic rhinitis sufferer!!
Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody is nothing to sneeze at. Take 5 of these and call me in the morning!

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