Because the world don't revolve exactly
Around Disneyland or Disney World,
I admit, in my heart, to a fondness
For certain Trolls of the Santa Clarita....

CHORUS:
Those Trolls may have left Magic Mountain,
But I still feel a bit of affection therefor;
I must be fond, too, of often wondering
What they must now be up to these days....

There's often times when you need to protest
Commercialised excesses of much of the TV;
Those Trolls I'm fond of didn't really need to
Have any Saturday-morning show presence....

(repeat CHORUS)

I seem to be rather fond, on occasion,
To imagine those Trolls and their cousins in fun
Actually having some serious fun times
Across the vastness of Southern California....

(repeat CHORUS)