-> "Did You Ever Have A Date With A Mime?'"
Original Song Title:
"Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Did You Ever Have A Date With A Mime?'"
Did you ever have a date with a mime?
was not much to say so during dinner I smiled
and after some strangeness things seemed to be fine
I was happy on this date with a mime
With my dinner drank a litre of wine
As we left the restaurant I groped her behind
Was feeling no pain, yes, I really was primed
She did not complain; I thought things were fine
This one had clear, bright blue eyes and was surely no dummy
But nothing to say, could as well been a mummy
I continued to drink; the room started to swirl
With my hands in her panties; I felt pretty virile
I'm not sure now if she ever declined
But I get the feeling I'm now in a bind
I called her last night and was treated like slime
She seemed quite pissed off that I was surprised
But I really dug that girl, yes, that I remember
And I have to admit that I put in my member
Next thing that I know I am charged with a crime
Cop said, "You're going to jail, slick, to do some hard time"
Locked in jail now; it's sure damaged my pride
A small prison cell, that is where I reside
My "bunky" makes me do some things I don't like
That's the last time that I'm dating a mime...
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