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Song Parodies -> "Did You Ever Have A Date With A Mime?'"

Original Song Title:

"Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Did You Ever Have A Date With A Mime?'"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

A guy I worked with in the 70's once told me he had a date with a mime, the girl from "Shields & Yarnell", a mime duo who were pretty well-regarded in that era and appeared on quite a few variety shows. But she did talk on their date...
Did you ever have a date with a mime?
was not much to say so during dinner I smiled
and after some strangeness things seemed to be fine
I was happy on this date with a mime

With my dinner drank a litre of wine
As we left the restaurant I groped her behind
Was feeling no pain, yes, I really was primed
She did not complain; I thought things were fine

This one had clear, bright blue eyes and was surely no dummy
But nothing to say, could as well been a mummy
I continued to drink; the room started to swirl
With my hands in her panties; I felt pretty virile

I'm not sure now if she ever declined
But I get the feeling I'm now in a bind
I called her last night and was treated like slime
She seemed quite pissed off that I was surprised

But I really dug that girl, yes, that I remember
And I have to admit that I put in my member
Next thing that I know I am charged with a crime
Cop said, "You're going to jail, slick, to do some hard time"

Locked in jail now; it's sure damaged my pride
A small prison cell, that is where I reside
My "bunky" makes me do some things I don't like
That's the last time that I'm dating a mime...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5

;-)
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD...
Dee Range - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it, Paul. Hadn't heard or remembered this song for ages. Well done 5 5 5
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, DR...
Adagio - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Paul! 5's
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, Thanks!
alvin rhodes - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
superb job on this one, my friend....perfect pacing...great concept and very funny....love it
John Barry - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Another one I've been wanting to do, but bubkes. Nice job, especially the title.
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin - this idea kind of popped into my head last week & I'm not real sure what triggered that, but I'm glad it did. Jeez, JB, you gotta leave SOME songs for us slower folks to do...Thanks!!
Michael Pacholek - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Silence is golden, but the cops still see. Billy Crystal once said, "A mime is a terrible thing to waste."
Paul Robinson - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael P. - Thanks!
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title. The words "Shields and Yarnell" haven't crossed my mind in decades. Weren't they on the Captain & Tennille show? Yikes.
Paul Robinson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Spaff! Hmmm..."Shields & Yarnell" might well have appeared on the Captain & Tennille show...they pretty much made the rounds of most of the hour-long variety shows of that era.

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