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Song Parodies -> "Did You Ever Have to Toss Up Your Lunch?"

Original Song Title:

"Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Did You Ever Have to Toss Up Your Lunch?"

Parody Written by:

Rod Worden

The Lyrics

Some things make me ill.. = )
Did you ever have to toss up your lunch?
Pick up and run, and heave a little more punch!
When you felt so queasy and you had that hunch,
Did you ever have to toss up your lunch?

Did you ever have to go for a ride?
A jerk at the wheel takes you into a slide!
So great for the stomach-- your ass feelin' fried,
Did you ever have to take a wild ride?

Sometimes you turn on the tv, looking for funnny,
And up pops survivors, conniving for money!
Not in the mood to see that idiot girl,
Your gut gets knotted and ya think you're gonna hurl!

And then you know you're gonna get sick today,
Fall down and retch, amidst a bile boquet..
It's not often pretty, a pizza array,
Did you ever have to blow chunks and spray?

Sometimes you go to a party, in search of a goood time,
And then you get some dork-o, grandstanding his lame mime,
When in walks another, says, "Card tricks! A bunch!"
I say, "I gotta go home, now, and toss up my lunch!"

And then you see a bar with brass and dim light,
Sit down and chill, a drink, feelin' allright..
But NO!!! -- KAR-A-OKE!!!-- The lights come up bright!
Gotta puke but there is no can in sight.

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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Rod - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
To whoever just dropped the two-sies on my toe-sies: Are you into karaoke?? = ) Thanks for the pacing vote tho!
alvin rhodes - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
disgustingly good.....i'm pukin' ya up 5s across the board
Rod - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I appreciate your votes, Alvin!! As you can see, this one appears to be making everyone sick! I thought it was funny, glad you agree.
Rod - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, I just stumbled across your "Town Full of Mourners" and loved it! Who are Stanley, Kenny, and Kyle? (Liked your Bell Florist joke, btw)
Michael Pacholek - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I went to public schools with cafeterias that brought to mind the M*A*S*H "mess" tent, so, YES, I have had to toss up my lunch! Not over this parody, though! This was sweet!
Rod - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, M P! Hey I just read yours on Grant--great job! What a project you've launched. I'm enjoying the history lessons!
Cookie-man - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Been there done that. Just last weekend I went to an amusement park with my wife and she talked me into going on a ride I didn't want togo on. Needless to say I (almost) tossed up my lunch when we got off the ride! Great job! 555
Johnny D - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
A half-digested idea you puked into your 'puter that certainly deserves a barf-bag-full of fives.
Rod Worden - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Cookie-man: I don't do the rides anymore,either, but I find it interesting that I can fly around a go-kart track w/o spewing. I think it's all about having a hand on the wheel, and knowing what's coming. Thanks for your votes, dude!
Rod - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny, for blowin' those fivers my way. Hpe you're feelin' better now!
Family - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
this one is great, should have rated it higher , but like some of the other ones better. So glad you make folks like us have a good time ! Keep it up Ah heck it really deservers a 5 5 5 So there!
Family - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
this one is great, should have rated it higher , but like some of the other ones better. So glad you make folks like us have a good time ! Keep it up Ah heck it really deservers a 5 5 5 So there!
Elvie - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! Fives across! Going to look at the rest of your humorous gigs!

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