Did you ever have to toss up your lunch?
Pick up and run, and heave a little more punch!
When you felt so queasy and you had that hunch,
Did you ever have to toss up your lunch?

Did you ever have to go for a ride?
A jerk at the wheel takes you into a slide!
So great for the stomach-- your ass feelin' fried,
Did you ever have to take a wild ride?

Sometimes you turn on the tv, looking for funnny,
And up pops survivors, conniving for money!
Not in the mood to see that idiot girl,
Your gut gets knotted and ya think you're gonna hurl!

And then you know you're gonna get sick today,
Fall down and retch, amidst a bile boquet..
It's not often pretty, a pizza array,
Did you ever have to blow chunks and spray?

Sometimes you go to a party, in search of a goood time,
And then you get some dork-o, grandstanding his lame mime,
When in walks another, says, "Card tricks! A bunch!"
I say, "I gotta go home, now, and toss up my lunch!"

And then you see a bar with brass and dim light,
Sit down and chill, a drink, feelin' allright..
But NO!!! -- KAR-A-OKE!!!-- The lights come up bright!
Gotta puke but there is no can in sight.